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[1337m00nm4n]

I once lost because a guy used {somberwald sage} for a turn four {tyrant of discord}... 

[1337m00nm4n]

Ivwas playing cube draft and i milled y opponent to one card with {Nemesis of Reason}. On what was to be his final turn, he played a {Platinum Angel} and had no cards in his deck. On my turn, I played a {Platinum Emperion} and we had the sweetest {Standstill} ever. We called a judge over and his response was "do you have any removal in your deck?" I said yes and he said mill until you find it and you win. It was the second to last card in my deck and I won. RIDICULOUS.

What was the removal?

I got removal hang on..!
Aha! Here it is! {Go for th... Aw damn it!}

L.O.L.

XDDDDDD

[Thorn]

i once lost to a {stream hopper} a {mudbutton torchrunner} (actually a decent card) and an {old gasbark}
my cousin had a burn aggro deck that was awesome but losing to those 3 creatures cause everything else got burned out was pretty embaressing

[cltrn81]

So I am testing Death Gaara's JunkWalker deck on Cockatrice.  I have Sorin out with 5 counters so I do a +1 to get him to 6.  I already have tokens out, plenty of mana, I am at 12 and he is like 4 life or so.  He just has a couple nana dorks and an {invisible stalker} with 4 +1/1 counters on it.  I cast {Gideon Jura} and do +2 to make his stalker have to attack Gideon and I should be able to win next round.  His turn he casts {zealous conscripts}, steals {Sorin lord of Innistrad}, and does his ultimate whereby he proceeds to kill off and steal Gideon and 2 other creatures of mine.  I had to give him a slow clap for that win cause it was an awesome comeback.

{zealous conscripts} steal permanents.......awesome!!!!!!

[Willthomjr]

So I am testing Death Gaara's JunkWalker deck on Cockatrice.  I have Sorin out with 5 counters so I do a +1 to get him to 6.  I already have tokens out, plenty of mana, I am at 12 and he is like 4 life or so.  He just has a couple nana dorks and an {invisible stalker} with 4 +1/1 counters on it.  I cast {Gideon Jura} and do +2 to make his stalker have to attack Gideon and I should be able to win next round.  His turn he casts {zealous conscripts}, steals {Sorin lord of Innistrad}, and does his ultimate whereby he proceeds to kill off and steal Gideon and 2 other creatures of mine.  I had to give him a slow clap for that win cause it was an awesome comeback.

{zealous conscripts} steal permanents.......awesome!!!!!!

I like a vault of archangel in there to make Aggro decks slow a little

[Clearmario]

This was FNM, I was playing against Wolf run ramp with my venser control. Turn 5 my opponent scooped because I had {stonehorn dignitary} and {venser the sojouner} on the field and he had no answers to it in his deck. I was very surprised when he scooped since it was so early in the game since he was at 20 life and me around  13-17 life

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Killed this guy at a tournament with one mana. He usually takes 1st or 2nd but I kille him with ONE MANA. I was at 7 poison counters too. I 💙💜💚 {Goblin Guide} and {Lightning Bolt}s.

[CajunJynx]

Killed this guy at a tournament with one mana. He usually takes 1st or 2nd but I kille him with ONE MANA. I was at 7 poison counters too. I 💙💜💚 {Goblin Guide} and {Lightning Bolt}s.

Oh lightning bolt, I miss you so much in standard, burn just isn't the same without it.

[Greg54js]

FNM this week. Final round. I lose first game. Got mana screwed second game. Won it with {silver blade paladin}. Third game. First turn he vexing devils me. I take the four. My turn I bring cath. Sanctifier. Few turns later his buddy goes "if he gets silver blade out your screwed" I draw silver blade paladin and then use my two malicious intents to make it so his two 4/4 Angela can't block. He blocks everything I throw at him, but the double strike in paladin gets through to take his last two life. It was awesome. You had to see it to believe it.

(if a creature blocks a double striker and it does from first damage does the second hit go through to the opponent?) only if it has trample

[Thorn]

Correct only if it has trample.
Speaking of which I lost a game due to a {mirran crusader} equiped with {loxodon warhammer} and {sword of body and mind}...
Well lets just say that was a quick game.
(We were playing casual)

[Quackmaster5]

Had a moment the other day.

Multiplayer. One guy using angels. One guy using human ramp. I'm using my mill deck. I had {undead alchemist} out. {Traumatize}d one of my friends. 14 zombie tokens. Played {sewer nemesis} and chose that player. My buddy starts putting out angels. I also had {geth, lord of the vault} in play with 6 lands untapped. Could've taken any other flying creature but decided to steal a {wingcrafter} from the human decks GY. Bonded it to my sewer nemesis. Flying 30/30 sewer nemesis > angels. Both of them got fed up with the control and forfeited. 😝

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Once {redirect}ed a {Time Stretch} to myself 😂

[GoJuDragon]

Flung a 167/167 kresh at some1 to win a game in an edh tourney

[Silent1236]

I was playing against a friend who was using zombies, and he had 3 (I think) {Endless Ranks of the Dead}s out, along with 4 {Cemetary Reaper}s, but he decided to drag it out and see if I could do anything about it.  Needless to say, my then crappy vamp deck couldn't do anything against 47 million (probably more, that is just when I stopped counting) zombie tokens that were buffed up with several things.  Pretty big fail on my part.

[JuggIeboy360]

Accidentally killed myself with a bloodfire colossus, laughed a lot.