Top 5

[Gorzo]

1: THE ALMIGHTY FORK
2: Steak Knife
3: Teaspoon
4: Tablespoon
5: Butterknife

Top 5 books you've read

Was really hoping for a sporf.

Sorry, I'm not a fan of the "combine the spoon with something else and call it amazing" fad. A spoon fork (spork) is just a fork with tiny, less effective tines, and a spoon knife is just a way to cut the inside of your cheek unless it's been designed for a specific, niche purpose (grapefruit spoon, for example), I don't see the point!

Lol sorry, I'm a cutlery snob

[DrainCleaner]

swift
c++
python
java
html5

Worst places to fart.

lol, java.

Anyways,
5. Church
4. Board Meeting
3. Your Wedding
2. A Funeral
1. Your Own Funeral

Top 5 mtg puns

A crowded elevator didn't make the cut?

I had one in mine but by the time i submitted, icescythe beat me to it lol

[Apathy Reactor]

swift
c++
python
java
html5

Worst places to fart.

lol, java.

Anyways,
5. Church
4. Board Meeting
3. Your Wedding
2. A Funeral
1. Your Own Funeral

Top 5 mtg puns

A crowded elevator didn't make the cut?

I had one in mine but by the time i submitted, icescythe beat me to it lol

well, it'd be awkward, but farting at your own funeral would me moreso.

[mickeven]

swift
c++
python
java
html5

Worst places to fart.

lol, java.

Anyways,
5. Church
4. Board Meeting
3. Your Wedding
2. A Funeral
1. Your Own Funeral

Top 5 mtg puns

Ice just list your 5 puns or give a different top 5 otherwise I think this will die

[Apathy Reactor]

swift
c++
python
java
html5

Worst places to fart.

lol, java.

Anyways,
5. Church
4. Board Meeting
3. Your Wedding
2. A Funeral
1. Your Own Funeral

Top 5 mtg puns

Ice just list your 5 puns or give a different top 5 otherwise I think this will die

No, I ordered puns. Give me puns.

[redwolv]

Only one i know is

I would {tap} that {ass}

[redwolv]

Only one i know is

I would "tap"that {ass}

[mickeven]

alright this was hard work but i did it. Not the greatest but its what i have:

1 Id tap that
2 You can get 20 to life for that ()
3 This is mana from God (when you draw that needed land)
4 Im shocked (when your opponent hits you with a Shock
5 That's not Melek, izzet? (when someone plays {Melek, Izzet Paragon}

Top 5 songs made before you were born

[mickeven]

ha no chiz!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

alright this was hard work but i did it. Not the greatest but its what i have:

1 Id tap that
2 You can get 20 to life for that ()
3 This is mana from God (when you draw that needed land)
4 Im shocked (when your opponent hits you with a Shock
5 That's not Melek, izzet? (when someone plays {Melek, Izzet Paragon}

Top 5 songs made before you were born

In no order:

High on a feeling
I want you back
Escape
Ain't no mountain high enough
Come and get your love

Top 5 days

[Thetrufflehunter]

alright this was hard work but i did it. Not the greatest but its what i have:

1 Id tap that
2 You can get 20 to life for that ()
3 This is mana from God (when you draw that needed land)
4 Im shocked (when your opponent hits you with a Shock
5 That's not Melek, izzet? (when someone plays {Melek, Izzet Paragon}

Top 5 songs made before you were born

In no order:

High on a feeling
I want you back
Escape
Ain't no mountain high enough
Come and get your love

Top 5 days

Dates, or days of the week?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

alright this was hard work but i did it. Not the greatest but its what i have:

1 Id tap that
2 You can get 20 to life for that ()
3 This is mana from God (when you draw that needed land)
4 Im shocked (when your opponent hits you with a Shock
5 That's not Melek, izzet? (when someone plays {Melek, Izzet Paragon}

Top 5 songs made before you were born

In no order:

High on a feeling
I want you back
Escape
Ain't no mountain high enough
Come and get your love

Top 5 days

Dates, or days of the week?

Any day. Interpret it how you wish.

[Popper23345]

My birthday,
Friday
First day of summer vacation
Christmas
Aaaand national cake day

Top 5 worst mtg cards

[blackychan1]

1. {Urza's Tower}
2. {Urza's Mine}
3. {Urza's Power Plant}
4. {Karn Liberated}
5. {Wurmcoil Engine}

Top 5 worst Pop Artists

[Anoobass]

1. {Urza's Tower}
2. {Urza's Mine}
3. {Urza's Power Plant}
4. {Karn Liberated}
5. {Wurmcoil Engine}

Top 5 worst Pop Artists

I see what you did there..,