(NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier

[Popper23345]

Duffel bag
Swiss Army knife
Black morph suit (XD)

[The1337Magician]

1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach

What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?

[Gorzo]

1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach

What WalMart sells butcher cleavers?

Cleavers are pretty common kitchen utensils. I use mine almost every day, it's just a heavy Chef's knife.

Buuuut fine, to satisfy you naysayers, how about
1) Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Hockey Mask

Or
1) one box of 9mm bullets
2) Mop
3) Bleach

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

1) Large Knife
2) Trashbags
3) Meat tenderizer

[MtgCollector1337]

All magic cards in stock
All ramen in stock
All card binders in stock
Or
All magic cards In stock
Shotgun
All sleeves in stock

[Agarrita80]

1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse

[InfinitiveDivinity]

1. Adult diapers
2. Mop
3. Colon cleanse

This one 😄
This one made me laugh 😝

[cltrn81]

1. Baby food
2. Rat poison
3. Garden shovel


Yea that is a little messed up. 😐  I am guessing that just put me on some watch list.

[cltrn81]

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[Kareason]

Tissues
Lotion
Some weird DVD of a kids show like Monster High

Pregnancy Test
Wire Coat Hanger
Trash Bags.

[Agarrita80]

1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick

[dbstamper]

Tube sock
Kids movie
Lotion

Or

Rain coat
Music cd
Axe

Or

Chainsaw
Their phone number
Gummy bears

Who hates gummy bears?

[Gorzo]

1. Vaseline
2. Cucumber
3. Lipstick

I really just want to know if the lipstick is for you or the cucumber.

[Agarrita80]

That's what the cashier is also wondering haha

[DrainCleaner]

1) Tub of Crisco
2) Bag of Kiwis
3) Shrek 2 on blu ray