(NSFW) Three things to freak out a cashier

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Assume this store has everything you could get from most stores. It has DVDS but no bombs. Stuff like that.

What three things would you buy to freak out a cashier??

I would do:
1. Chloroform
2. Shovel
3. Duct tape

OR

1. Condoms
2. Sandpaper
3. Rubber bands
(You get the condoms, then say you don't have enough money and come back with the sandpaper and rubber bands

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

1) Ski-mask
2) Toy gun
3) Black spray paint.

[InfinitiveDivinity]

1) Cucumber
2) Icy Hot
3) Power Drill

[Anoobass]

Rope
Chair
Ceiling fan.

The rules I always played with was "no condoms or lube" because those are usually the favorite.

[VQMracing]

Friday the 13the movie
Mask
Chainsaw

Even better on Thursday the 12th

[Agarrita80]

1. Air freshener
2. Upholstery cleaner
3. Axe

[Apathy Reactor]

1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice

[Anoobass]

1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice

Omg yes!  I am so absolutely in love with this game!

[Apathy Reactor]

1. Destiny
2. Lifetime supply of ramen
3. Lifetime supply of fruit juice

Omg yes!  I am so absolutely in love with this game!

See? now anyone seeing you walk out of the store with that knows that they'll never see you again.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Y'all are amazing.

[Apathy Reactor]

I try

[AdamS]

1batteries with electrical wire like r/c car batteries
2 a map of a large building
3 fuses
il make my own bombs XD

[DylanW18]

1.) Rope
2.) Laxatives
.3) Adult diapers

[Gorzo]

1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach

[Apathy Reactor]

1) Meat Cleaver
2) Mop
3) Bleach

Then they'll probably assume you are a butcher, try
1) Meat Cleaver
2) Gasoline
3) Scented Candles