EPIC SWAMP POWA

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WAIT!

I CAN BEAT IT

60 land
60 x {Island}

wrong!! cant cast {witch's familiar}. strictly worse.

IT CAN CAST {STORM CROW}!!

{witch's familar} bEATS {storm crow} all day.

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? HOW? THE ALL POWERFUL STORM CROW CAN'T BE BEATEN!

you cant see it but there is invisble oracle text on every {witch's familar} that says "protection from bad jokes".

[Mattao19]

WAIT!

I CAN BEAT IT

60 land
60 x {Island}

wrong!! cant cast {witch's familiar}. strictly worse.

IT CAN CAST {STORM CROW}!!

{witch's familar} bEATS {storm crow} all day.

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? HOW? THE ALL POWERFUL STORM CROW CAN'T BE BEATEN!

you cant see it but there is invisble oracle text on every {witch's familar} that says "protection from bad jokes".

Much like {Progenitus} it has protection from itself too lol

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

WAIT!

I CAN BEAT IT

60 land
60 x {Island}

wrong!! cant cast {witch's familiar}. strictly worse.

IT CAN CAST {STORM CROW}!!

{witch's familar} bEATS {storm crow} all day.

"Boo, you .bore.. *hangs up phone*"

[NovusOrbis]

It's only 8.320987113e^81 combinations if my math is correct....
Could be better