Casual

[5/9 Turtle]

I roll a 5 on d20
I'm playing {U} artifact
You know you want to play

[Distriimuir]

I'll play, but all I have is my standard deck. May not be a challenge for you lol. I roll  a 3 lol you pick.

[5/9 Turtle]

Ill go first

Island
Pass

20/6

[Distriimuir]

Keep, draw
{blood crypt} tapped
Pass
20/7

[5/9 Turtle]

Draw
Island
Tap out for {Silver Myr}
Pass

20/5

[Distriimuir]

Draw
{overgrown tomb} shocked
Tap both for {voyaging satyr}
Pass
20/6

[5/9 Turtle]

Draw
Island
Tap all islands to play {Trespassing Souleater}
Pass

20/4

[Distriimuir]

Blue affinity? Never seen a deck like this lol.
Draw
{stomping ground} tapped
Pass
20/6

[5/9 Turtle]

A friend gave it to me, it's good though!

Draw
Play island
Tap three islands to play {sword of feast and famine}
Tap out to equip it to Souleater
Swing for four
Are you going to take it
(Not done)

[Distriimuir]

Well there goes most of my removal lol. Take it I'm at 14 forgot I shocked myself lol

[5/9 Turtle]

Okay you take four my lands untap you discard a card

Tap all but 1 island to play {Etched Champion}
Pass

20/2

You should be at 14 because you took a shock from overgrown tomb

[Distriimuir]

Yeah fixed it sorry.
Draw
Tap all and voyaging to untap stomping and tap that as well to play {xenagos, the reveler}
Make a satyr
{blood crypt} tapped
Pass
14/5

Think ima lose lol

[5/9 Turtle]

Draw
Tap three island to play {Master of etherium}
Which is a 5/5
Pay to require sword to champion
Swing with champion at you 5 damage
It has to go through so I untap all my lands you discard a card
Tap out to play {mirrorworks}
Pass

20/1

[Distriimuir]

Yeah I'm dead next turn no matter what lol. Hands dead lol. Gg man +1, I should certainly not play standard decks lol

[5/9 Turtle]

Yeah gg +1 to you, do you want to go again?