Interesting stories from the taxi dispatching center.

[DimirOverlord1300]

How old was she?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Now I'm going to have weird dreams. God dammit Taysby!

[gtfotis]

That sucks! I got home last night after game day around midnight with my girlfriend to a box of Trojan condoms sitting on the stairs. I asked my dad if it was a joke and he was just like, "wha? No, we were just at Sam's and thought we'd save you some money buying bulk.."

It was a huge .loving. box haha

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Now I'm going to have weird dreams. God dammit Taysby!

You're welcome.

Not good kinds 😩

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It does with verizon.  (unless they are lying because they pay my bill)

they are. i have verizon also.

[MuggyWuggy]

Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city...

When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city...

When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.

13? Lol

[MuggyWuggy]

😈

[gtfotis]

Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city...

When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.

13? Lol

Times were different back then 😉

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Today's story is a dozy, and is NSFW.  Or mlerner.

A chick called for a cab, and half way through se said "I'm so wet, when are you coming come?"  I assumed she was face timing her husband or something.

Then at the end, she asked for my number (which I am not allowed to give out on a job). When I said no, she said she could give me a be, she's so wet, and she "knows" I'm horny and wants to send me pics.  (Use your imagination)

I'm so pimpin, random chicks are trying to pick me up!  B)

Why can't I only take calls for my own city...

When a grown woman wants to send you pics or talk to you, you put out a number or an email.

I distinctly remember calling up a girl in FL off MIRC at 4am (this was in long distance, non cell phone days), we talked for about an hour and she sent me quite a few photos. I was a very happy 13 years old then.

13? Lol

Times were different back then 😉

😫😫😫

[MuggyWuggy]

My mom totally asked if I called FL and I said no. Apparently it was an expensive phone bill ($40) 😹😹😹

[The1337Magician]

2 stories from today
I answered a call and the person was still talking to his friends so I patiently waited for him to finish before I stated the script.  I heard "what should I do" "tell him you have ferrets and do that noise and can't hold it in!" "Hahaha that's hilarious" then I started the scipt.  I so wanted to call him out on it, but I'm supposed to be polite no matter what they do.  I originally thought he was just having fun while placing a taxi.  I asked for the address because I couldn't find the cvs in my database.  He didn't know it, so he handed the phone to his friend.  His friend "said" he just got pulled off the street and said the dude was looking scary and beat up.  Now I'm pretty sure it's just a prank call and that they don't want a cab, so I told him just to call back when he has the address.  All prank callers do is waste their time, because it's not like I wouldn't have been taking calls if he didn't call.

A passenger was wanting to be picked up at jimmy johns.  At the end he asked how long it will be.  My system just said "soon" so I said "well it won't be as fast as jimmy johns freaky fast delivery, but we should be there really soon". It got the person next to be and the eavesdropping supervisor to bust up laughing, but I only got crickets chirping from him.  . Get a sense of humor for Pete's sake!

I work at Jimmy John's and that joke gets old very quickly... I hear it every day. What system says "soon," anyway?