King of the Hill

[LinkCelestrial]

I'm not sure if this thread has been made before but I'm making one anyways.

THE GOAL: be the only one on top of the hill.

THE HOW: get whoever is currently on the hill off the hill then say, "my hill".

THE DON'T: The hill CANNOT be moved. The hill CANNOT be destroyed. No time travel. No NPCs. (If it takes more than you to take the hill you don't deserve the title, "King of the Hill"). Keep it PG-ish. Don't argue (just knock them off the hill. Don't spam.

THE DOES: By creative. Be respectable. BE KING!   

I shall start:

-walks up the hill and lays out a picnic blanket, taking a seat- "My hill."

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Bumped the older, and yes it has.

[Skyshadow731]

I falcon punched you off the hill

King of the hill

[LinkCelestrial]

I actually felt sorry fur the poor falcon you slapped me with and took it to the vet. I then returned to the hill and "this is Sparta" kicked you down the hill.

THIS. IS. MY HILL!

[Skyshadow731]

Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.

Commits suicide next to the hill

[Mlerner12]

Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.

Commits suicide next to the hill

Naww, man. You hit him with a falcon.
I hire Captain Falcon to use his signature move on Link. My hill.

[Stromack]

I sell propane an propane accessories

[LinkCelestrial]

Wait what. I didnt use a falcon. Its the name of a power punch.... Uhh im done you all can have the hil for all i care he wins.

Commits suicide next to the hill

Naww, man. You hit him with a falcon.
I hire Captain Falcon to use his signature move on Link. My hill.

I point out that this clearly violates the no NPC rule and that you don't deserve the hill if you need Captain Falcon's help. He agrees and leaves me be.

My hill.

[Popper23345]

I fly over the hill with my airplane, jump out, and while everybody is clearing a place on the hill for me to land, I open my parachute and land peacefully on the hill.

My hill

[LinkCelestrial]

I fly over the hill with my airplane, jump out, and while everybody is clearing a place on the hill for me to land, I open my parachute and land peacefully on the hill.

My hill

I'm very displeased with your blatant disregard for the fact that this is indeed my hill and run you through with my katana, kicking your limp lifeless form down the hill.

My hill.

[Mattacheu]

The hill is actually a dormant Emrakul, which wakes up and flies to me, and lifts me on top. My hill/eldrazi.

[Dstyle1]

Dam it bobby

[TheRagingMage]

The hill is actually a dormant Emrakul, which wakes up and flies to me, and lifts me on top. My hill/eldrazi.

THE DON'T: The hill CANNOT be moved.

[Mlerner12]

I walk up and give you some tea and we make polite conversation. Our hill.

[LinkCelestrial]

I walk up and give you some tea and we make polite conversation. Our hill.

The gods look upon this agreement with disdain. Sadly they're NPCs so they can't help. Instead I smite thee for thy lack of hillaciousness.

My hill.