Conquer the hill...

[LinkCelestrial]

-walks up the hill as the explosions dust settles-

My hill.

[DimirOverlord1300]

I nuke the hill from a remote island off the coast of Madagascar. I then use my teleporter to move myself to the top of the hill.

My hill.

[LinkCelestrial]

I teleport away from the nuke, teleport back and "THIS IS MY HILL!" kick you down the hill.

My. Hill.

[TreeSmoker]

I teleport away from the nuke, teleport back and "THIS IS MY HILL!" kick you down the hill.

My. Hill.

I attack you then blood rush myself with ghor clan and kill you

My hill.

[LinkCelestrial]

I only let you think you killed me.

-the ground glows blue, then explodes under your feet sending you flying off the hill- -teleports onto the hill-

My hill.

[Mlerner12]

Alduin comes to the hill. He has an army of Dragons and twisted Dragonborn at his side. I rule this army with a Thu'um fist. The last Elder Scroll was destroyed thousands of years ago. No hill for you.

"You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!"

[Spencer Addington]

Meanwhile, spencer tries to get a hold of the A-team.

"Hello? Is this the A-Team?"
"Dude, this is a McDonalds.."
"Do you know where I could get in contact with the A-Team?"
*McDonald employee hangs up*

THE SEARCH CONTINUES!!!

[LinkCelestrial]

I use some smelling salts to wake you up.  I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions.  i roll you gently off of the hill.  my hill.

-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-

My hill.

[Hunteroffire9]

I use some smelling salts to wake you up.  I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions.  i roll you gently off of the hill.  my hill.

-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-

My hill.

I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!

[Mlerner12]

I hope that dragons take you all to Sovngarde!

[LinkCelestrial]

I use some smelling salts to wake you up.  I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions.  i roll you gently off of the hill.  my hill.

-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-

My hill.

I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!

Being a shapeshifter I only let you think you'd won. As the party goers arrived I burried you all in sand, waiting until you all suffocated to emerge again. The {Oblivion Ring} didn't even go off.

-reverts to human form and stands on the pile of bodies- My hill.

[Hunteroffire9]

I use some smelling salts to wake you up.  I had knocked you out and you were experencing delusions.  i roll you gently off of the hill.  my hill.

-watches Mlerner roll down the hill- -drop kicks you after him-

My hill.

I then pour water on you which turns you into a beach. I then host a beach party and people trample on you into oblivion, and you to make sure I {Oblivion ring} to the face.
And the hill is now mine!

Being a shapeshifter I only let you think you'd won. As the party goers arrived I burried you all in sand, waiting until you all suffocated to emerge again. The {Oblivion Ring} didn't even go off.

-reverts to human form and stands on the pile of bodies- My hill.

I {counter} your attempt to burry me in sand, and then {murder} you! The hill is still mine;)

[LinkCelestrial]

I use my magic to block your attempted murder, and the surviving party goers shun you for failing and crowd surf you off the hill.

My hill.

[Mlerner12]

I turn into the Simic mythic that clones if, then every turn makes another clone. I ward off your attempts to kill me for a couple turns, then start providing free hills to anyone who wants them. The hill is every bodies!

[Mlerner12]

I join mlerner on the hill.

No, we all have our own hill.