Conquer the hill...

[LinkCelestrial]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

[TreeSmoker]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.

[MtgCollector1337]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

I'm not dead, do I look like dimiroverlord?

[LinkCelestrial]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.

I stand atop the hill, unfased.

"Was that supposed to work?"

Still my hill.

[TreeSmoker]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.

I stand atop the hill, unfased.

"Was that supposed to work?"

Still my hill.

I tase you and throw you down onto a fire ant mound. You die of infection from them

Then i set out electrical fence and {sphere of safety}

Not anymore dawg
My hill

[MtgCollector1337]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.

I stand atop the hill, unfased.

"Was that supposed to work?"

Still my hill.

{Dark Confidant} uses {Grave Betrayal} and I raise from the dead. I use {Time Walk} to freeze time and exile everyone besides me with {Oblivion Ring}. The hill is mine.

[Mattao19]

I pay the mana for you {Sphere of Safety}! Then I slay you with the {Sword of Feast and Famine}!!

This here .. This is ma hill

[TreeSmoker]

DimirOverlord dies a tragic death, of Malaria, and gives his shares to me as his once-roommate on his will.

I legally own the hill and have my lawyer on speed dial. The hill is legally mine.

I expose mlerner's connections with al queda, and the shares go to me because of my heroism.

You can't. You're dead.

While Mlnerner is arguing with a dead man I assassinate his lawyer and push him down the hill. My hill.

I have a team of skilled flyers do a carpet bomb on link celestrial
The indestructible hill is mine.

I stand atop the hill, unfased.

"Was that supposed to work?"

Still my hill.

{Dark Confidant} uses {Grave Betrayal} and I raise from the dead. I use {Time Walk} to freeze time and exile everyone besides me with {Oblivion Ring}. The hill is mine.

{dissolve}

Still my hill

[MtgCollector1337]

I pay the mana for you {Sphere of Safety}! Then I slay you with the {Sword of Feast and Famine}!!

This here .. This is ma hill

{Dark Confidant} takes the hit. You stand there stunned while I behead you with your OWN sword! I still control the hill.

[LinkCelestrial]

Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...

-walks up the hill-

My hill.

[TreeSmoker]

Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...

-walks up the hill-

My hill.

There is an electrical fence and a sphere of safety...

[MtgCollector1337]

Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...

-walks up the hill-

My hill.

Did you read that you've been exiled? Everyone besides me has been exiled

[Mattao19]

I find my  {Misthollow Griffin} and come back to slay you with MY SWORD!!

My hill!!

[TreeSmoker]

Fire ants think I taste gross. And since nobody is physical on the hill...

-walks up the hill-

My hill.

Did you read that you've been exiled? Everyone besides me has been exiled

I dissolved you sir

[MtgCollector1337]

I find my  {Misthollow Griffin} and come back to slay you with MY SWORD!!

My hill!!

I use {Cancel} and block with {Godsend}!!
We both own the hill atm