Anybody down for standard?

[TreeSmoker]

Mountain
Tap forest/mountain/caryatid/mystic
Cast polukranos
20/1

[Remillo]

Hmm.  You just had to draw the second land, didn't you?

Untap, Draw
Play Overgrown Tomb untapped
Tap out for {Eidolon of Blossoms}
Draw
Pass
16/5

[TreeSmoker]

Untap, draw
Tap mystic/caryatid/forest/mountain
Play mystic and boon satyr
Combat
Attack with bte
20/0

[Remillo]

Take the damage.

Untap, Draw
Play {Temple of Malady}, Scry to bottom
Pass
14/5

[TreeSmoker]

Untap, draw
Tap f/m
Bte
Monstrous polukranos 7/7 now
Fight blossoms
Swing with boon satyr and bte
20/0

[Remillo]

In response to the fight trigger, I'll tap Forest and Swamp to cast {Gogari Charm} to regenerate my creatures.
Block Boon Satyr with Caryatid (It regenerates) and take 2.

Untap, Draw
Tap Forest, swamp for Brain Maggot
Draw
Play Forest
Tap Caryatid, Tomb, Temple to enchant Forest with {Underworld Connections}
Draw
Pass
12/4

[TreeSmoker]

Untap, draw,
Play forest.
Attack with polukranos, boon satyr, bte x2
20/0

[Remillo]

Before blocks, tap Forest to lose 1 and Draw
Block Polukranos with Brain Maggot, take 8

Untap, draw
Play Golgari Guildgate
Tap out for {Extinguish All Hope}
Pass
3/4

[TreeSmoker]

Caryatid stays because of hex proof
Draw
Played forest
20/0
...

[Remillo]

Caryatid stays because of hex proof
Draw
Played forest
20/0
...

Hexproof doesn't help here; it's not being targetted.  Mine dies, too.  Your Boon Satyr stays, though.

[TreeSmoker]

Ah
Okay

[Remillo]

Anyways,

Untap, Draw
Tap Forest and Swamp for Brain Maggot
Play Swamp
Tap Tomb, Temple, Guildgate to enchant Swamp with Underworld Connections
Draw
Pass
3/4

[TreeSmoker]

Untap,draw
Tap fmf
Domri +1 reveal caryatid
20/1

[Remillo]

Untap, Draw
Tap all but the Swamp with Connections for {Primeval Bounty}
Draw
Play Overgrown Tomb tapped
Gain 3 life
Pass
6/4

[TreeSmoker]

Untap, draw
Play nykthos
+1 domri
Reveal xenogas god
Play caryatid
Swing with boon satyr