Potentially NSFW

[MisterJH]

Ok heres the game, and i admit its probably the dumbest idea ive had in awhile: say what youd do to one of the two previous posters. You can say WHATEVER you want, HOWEVER you want. The restrictions are as follows:
1) it must be about one of the two most recent posters(preface your post with their username)
2) you are limited to 3 words, howeve you may preface your 3 words with 'I would' or 'I will'
    -no other prefaces are acceptable
    -you will therefore be allowed up to 5 words
      IF and ONLY IF you preface your post with
      'I will' or 'I would'
     -'you' and 'your' do NOT count towards your 
       Word count
Example: MisterJH- I would tickle your small fanny. (This is an acceptable, by the rules post)
3) no F words, grape minus g, murder, or the word for the female sex organ or any derivations of it

Lets hve fun with this, the rulea are to keep you from being too overly CREEPY and are subject to change if people find a way around these simple barriers

So you can be weird guys, really weird, i just want to curb the unecessary vulgarity, as im sure post #1 would be something along the lines of 'grape your fussy' etc etc.. Thats just pointless, i want silliness, creativity, and plenty of creepy weirdness.. Just not the generic creepy weirdness

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I saw "Potentially NSFW" and I had to check in...

Edit: Read the rules, and now....I would beat the .poo. out of MisterJH. I don't make the rules, I just play the game.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Agrus

Detailed vivisection

[Splicer]

What does Nsfw mean?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Nacho stuff fizzes white

[Splicer]

No, really

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Not safe for wife

[MisterJH]

I saw "Potentially NSFW" and I had to check in...

Edit: Read the rules, and now....I would beat the .poo. out of MisterJH. I don't make the rules, I just play the game.

It might just be cuz im on nyquil and about to sleep but.. What? Im so confused

[Splicer]

Is that true? It makes sense. I was guessing not safe for women

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

On topic my peeps, teets, and weews

[MisterJH]

Not suitable for work. Back to the point now, this post will be golden

I may extend the limit to 5 words, lets see what people can do with 3 first though

[Splicer]

We posted one second apart


Edit: Wow, so did we!

[MisterJH]

Death the kid: fondle your stockings

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Mister: grape your jam

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Not suitable for work. Back to the point now, this post will be golden

I may extend the limit to 5 words, lets see what people can do with 3 first though

Oopss...didn't see that rule.

MisterJH: Castrate with spork