Piotr Parody

[DylanW18]

I need to mustard up the thought to make my own Piotr Parody

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

WEll, c'mon! Ketchup!

[AdamS]

just

[MtgCollector1337]

10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.

I feel so bad for you

[Piotr]

10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.

I feel so bad for you

Why, I think it was a great parody of Pitor.

[AdamS]

10 days ban for everyone in the tread insalting me.

I feel so bad for you

Why, I think it was a great parody of Pitor.

lol thank you

[MtJesus-Johnson]

I'm dying. All this salt is killing me. 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

[AdamS]

just to clear this up the insalting thing wasnt a typo i just cant spell

[IntoFire]

Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}

When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.

At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.

Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
                                         */*

This is horrible.

That's cause Piotr's horrible.

[Piotr]

Piotr, Jaded Master {2}{B}{B}{B}

When Piotr, Jaded Master enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you exile all cards named AbstractApathist from all zones.

At the beginning of every upkeep, sacrifice a forum member.

Piotr's power and toughness are each equal to the number of forum members in all graveyards.
                                         */*

This is horrible.

That's cause Piotr's horrible.

Yup.

[MisterJH]

Haha these are pretty clever

[AdamS]

so what do we win and when does this end

[Skyshadow731]

I want to submit one

[Skyshadow731]

Piotr the unfair {0}
Creature-d**khead
Hexproof,first strike...etc.
When piotr the unfair enters the battlefield ban all creatures and planeswalkers from imtg.

When those creatures return if they submit actuall evidence against piotr the unfair you get banned for 10 days

When you speeak the truth in front of piotr, he will call it a lie than bann you for ever

100000000000000000/1000000000000000000

"Lol" -piotr

[MisterJH]

Ok ok fine..

{R}{W}{U}{B}{G}
Piotr the Just

{1}{T} Piotr the Just uses infallible logic to prove his points, making all other arguments null and void.

{untap} Piotr the Just adds {1} to your mana pool. Bring back all null and void arguments to the battlefield.

{0} Ban any forum tied to null and void arguments that disagree with Piotr the Just for 10 days.

{0} Indefinitely ban AbstractApathist until an acceptable apology is made.