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[BadLuckIrish]

Isnt being a {Gravedigger} illegal?

[KulrathKnight]

Only if it's a {Forbidden Crypt}. You don't want the {Palace Guard}s after you.

[BlackJester]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

[BadLuckIrish]

Such a thing would be on the same punishment as a {Act of Treason} i bet.

[KulrathKnight]

Yeah. And if you fight back they'll turn your {swords to plowshares} and use those to make your {path to exile}.

[BadLuckIrish]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

{Once More with Feeling}! There was once a little goblin named {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}. He had a {Troublesome Spirit} for he slept with the {Goblin Chieftan}'s wife. Furious, the Chieftan tossed a {Goblin Grenade} at Kiki with great {Anger}. Kiki hid under a magical {Jester's Cap} and found a little {Demon Jester} with taught kiki many {Secrets of the Dead}. Our {Goblin Hero} came out from under the hat and {Retaliate}d against the chieftan, showing him a {Goblin Bombardment} that would've even brought out the {Goblin King}'s {Hidden Horror}.  And thus all of Kamigawa worshipped little Kiki.

Until {Tivadar's Crusade} came.

THE END

Figured you'd like this greened up a little.

~BlackJester

[Pakamper]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

{Once More with Feeling}! There was once a little goblin named {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}. He had a {Troublesome Spirit} for he slept with the {Goblin Chieftan}'s wife. Furious, the Chieftan tossed a {Goblin Grenade} at Kiki with great {Anger}. Kiki hid under a magical {Jester's Cap} and found a little {Demon Jester} with taught kiki many {Secrets of the Dead}. Our {Goblin Hero} came out from under the hat and {Retaliate}d against the chieftan, showing him a {Goblin Bombardment} that would've even brought out the {Goblin King}'s {Hidden Horror}.  And thus all of Kamigawa worshipped little Kiki.

Until {Tivadar's Crusade} came.

THE END

I dont think i can beat that.

[Elitehalo360]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

{Once More with Feeling}! There was once a little goblin named {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}. He had a {Troublesome Spirit} for he slept with the {Goblin Chieftan}'s wife. Furious, the Chieftan tossed a {Goblin Grenade} at Kiki with great {Anger}. Kiki hid under a magical {Jester's Cap} and found a little {Demon Jester} with taught kiki many {Secrets of the Dead}. Our {Goblin Hero} came out from under the hat and {Retaliate}d against the chieftan, showing him a {Goblin Bombardment} that would've even brought out the {Goblin King}'s {Hidden Horror}.  And thus all of Kamigawa worshipped little Kiki.

Until {Tivadar's Crusade} came.

THE END

Figured you'd like this greened up a little.

~BlackJester

I wish to promote this man to the Hero of IMTG position

[JaCe BeLeReN]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

{Once More with Feeling}! There was once a little goblin named {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}. He had a {Troublesome Spirit} for he slept with the {Goblin Chieftan}'s wife. Furious, the Chieftan tossed a {Goblin Grenade} at Kiki with great {Anger}. Kiki hid under a magical {Jester's Cap} and found a little {Demon Jester} with taught kiki many {Secrets of the Dead}. Our {Goblin Hero} came out from under the hat and {Retaliate}d against the chieftan, showing him a {Goblin Bombardment} that would've even brought out the {Goblin King}'s {Hidden Horror}.  And thus all of Kamigawa worshipped little Kiki.

Until {Tivadar's Crusade} came.

THE END

Figured you'd like this greened up a little.

~BlackJester

I wish to promote this man to the Hero of IMTG position

I second the motion

[cltrn81]

👍 well done

[Quackmaster5]

I think Kiki would be proud of the puns. 😢😭

{Once More with Feeling}! There was once a little goblin named {Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker}. He had a {Troublesome Spirit} for he slept with the {Goblin Chieftan}'s wife. Furious, the Chieftan tossed a {Goblin Grenade} at Kiki with great {Anger}. Kiki hid under a magical {Jester's Cap} and found a little {Demon Jester} with taught kiki many {Secrets of the Dead}. Our {Goblin Hero} came out from under the hat and {Retaliate}d against the chieftan, showing him a {Goblin Bombardment} that would've even brought out the {Goblin King}'s {Hidden Horror}.  And thus all of Kamigawa worshipped little Kiki.

Until {Tivadar's Crusade} came.

THE END

Figured you'd like this greened up a little.

~BlackJester

You really know how to {honor the pure} and {remember the fallen}. You really know how to {rally the troops}. HAIL TO THE VICTORIOUS DEAD. (not dead but gone?)

[1337m00nm4n]

I showed Kiki the puns. He was pleased. He also gave me his only surviving cards, his goblin deck, including a copy of himself... 

[JaCe BeLeReN]

I showed Kiki the puns. He was pleased. He also gave me his only surviving cards, his goblin deck, including a copy of himself... 

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[BlackJester]

I showed Kiki the puns. He was pleased. He also gave me his only surviving cards, his goblin deck, including a copy of himself... 

"only surviving cards"?

[1337m00nm4n]

I showed Kiki the puns. He was pleased. He also gave me his only surviving cards, his goblin deck, including a copy of himself... 

"only surviving cards"?

Buried the rest, but his parents had confiscated his deck separately when he tried to bring them to school while banned from mtg.