Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[1337m00nm4n]

Gravy is grave titan, and I refer to playing curse of the pierced heart as poking someone to death.

[darkarts981]

{Sword of War and Peace} has two! JoyStik, and Sword of "C'mon Let's Be Unoriginal and Make It's Two Aspects Opposites Like We Did With Every Other Sword of Before It" - WotC

{Grim Lavamancer} is Pessimistic Peashooter

{Skullbriar the Walking Grave} is Underbrush of Death and Decay or "The Tree You Don't Want to Climb"

[Prophylaxis]

{Lorthos, the Tidemaker= Mentos, the Bubblemaker
{Human Token} from DKA = Brad Pitt

Prophylaxis calls it army of himself .

"Proph's Army" 

I've been inventing better nicknames. You'll see.

[OneShadow321]

{Grim Lavamancer} is Pessimistic Peashooter

😂😂😂 this is most definitely what my lavamancers are going to be now!!

"I'll exile two cards from my GY and peashooter you!" - Me, in a few minutes

"WHAT THE F*** DID YOU JUST DO?! PISS ON ME!?!" - My opponent, in a few minutes

[OneShadow321]

"No!! Pea! As in p-e-a! The food! Or a really weak gun, which is kind of the point!" - you, in a few minutes

Lulz, yes, but this has not actually happened yet

[darkarts981]

Saad!! 😔😔

[Rass]

Been calling the dual deck koth
Kloth of the t-shirt

[darkarts981]

Been calling the dual deck koth
Kloth of the t-shirt

Wowwww

[darkarts981]

Most of mine are for tokens, depending on their type.
Soldiers = Fred
Myrs = Mecha-Fred
Thopters/flyers = Air-Fred
Cats = Nyan Fred
Eldrazi Spawns = Lemming Fred

Ummm

[darkarts981]

Most of mine are for tokens, depending on their type.
Soldiers = Fred
Myrs = Mecha-Fred
Thopters/flyers = Air-Fred
Cats = Nyan Fred
Eldrazi Spawns = Lemming Fred

Ummm

I got bored. Very bored

Ohhh, well that explains a lot, I tend to do the same thing though so I can't talk!!

[Grexis]

Aww my friends nicknamed my reanimate deck something that I can't post so sad

[BlackJester]

This is currently the ONLY safe place for "Mature Audiences". Reader discretion is advised.

[BlackJester]

With that said, I always call {Umezawa's Jitte} a piece of Jit.

[darkarts981]

With that said, I always call {Umezawa's Jitte} a piece of Jit.

Lulz, I luvz it

[Fenster]

My friends have started to call {Nin, the pain artist} "That frickin Wraith" as in the Wraith from SG:A
Or less flattering "Nin, the bitch"
or just "Killer-cards-queen"