Pick up lines!

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 12:58:29 PM

"If you were my homework, I'd do you in the table" :p haha one of my personal favorites!

Kaworu, the Fifth Child · February 13, 2014, 01:32:45 PM

" I like my women like I like my soft drinks: cold, heartless, and DEAD."

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 01:35:07 PM

Quote from: Mishra, Artificer Extraordinaire on February 13, 2014, 01:32:45 PM
" I like my women like I like my soft drinks: cold, heartless, and DEAD."

Hahaha omg that made me lol so hard!!!

Brawler_1337 · February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM

We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 03:43:35 PM

Quote from: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM
We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"

That's a good one! Lmao I need to think of a kick ass magic one.

Brawler_1337 · February 13, 2014, 03:57:00 PM

There was a big thread on Reddit dedicated to Magic pickup lines. It was hilarious. I'm trying to find it now.

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 03:58:56 PM

Awesome. I am going to try and make up my own catchy one. Lol try at least

DylanW18 · February 13, 2014, 03:59:27 PM

Quote from: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 03:43:35 PM
Quote from: Brawler_1337 on February 13, 2014, 03:38:29 PM
We doing Magic-relates pickup lines? If so, here's one for the ladies to use:

"Hey, is that a {Panglacial Wurm} in your library, or are you just happy to see me?"

That's a good one! Lmao I need to think of a kick ass magic one.

{Armada Wurm} fits that joke really well too lol

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 04:04:18 PM

It may not be original, not sure if someone has used it but I'm sure someone has.

"I hope you have haste because I want to tap that now!"

Necromancerman · February 13, 2014, 04:05:36 PM

Baby you can call me venser I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step

Or one not related to magic
Excuse me miss does his smell like chloroform to you

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 04:09:35 PM

Quote from: Necromancerman on February 13, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
Baby you can call me venser I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step
Or one not related to magic
Excuse me miss does his smell like chloroform to you

"I hope you have friends because I have trample" :p

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 04:17:04 PM

Quote from: Noblellama on February 13, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
Hey baby, you got first strike? Because I have double strike.

Hope your ready because I have flanking...

(I am not going to get into abilities like banding or infect...)

On a side note I had a opponent in casual tell me he was casting a Trojan condom, and he cast {Melira sylvok outcast}, I couldn't stop laughing!

Oh man I just laughed so hard I started coughing!! Who ever that kid is, he needs a medal!

Brawler_1337 · February 13, 2014, 04:18:16 PM

Quote from: Akroma on February 13, 2014, 04:17:04 PM
Quote from: Noblellama on February 13, 2014, 04:13:21 PM
Hey baby, you got first strike? Because I have double strike.

Hope your ready because I have flanking...

(I am not going to get into abilities like banding or infect...)

On a side note I had a opponent in casual tell me he was casting a Trojan condom, and he cast {Melira sylvok outcast}, I couldn't stop laughing!

Oh man I just laughed so hard I started coughing!! Who ever that kid is, he needs a medal!

Melira, Sylvok Virgin?

Akroma · February 13, 2014, 04:18:22 PM

"Are you Vraska, because what I have seen of you can not be Unseen.

Brawler_1337 · February 13, 2014, 04:28:02 PM

This one's from Reddit, so I can't take credit for it. This is how I think it went.

"Did your dad have a {Sigil of the Empty Throne}? Because when he enchanted your mom, an Angel popped out."