Whoever gets the last post wins!

[Apathy Reactor]

YES!!!!

I would buy this.

i call storm crow!

[Spencer Addington]

YES!!!!

I would buy this.

i call storm crow!

I want this to be real SO BAD!

[Skyshadow731]

What is so bad about storm crow if I may ask

[Spencer Addington]

What is so bad about storm crow if I may ask

Nothing is bad about stormcrow. WotC tried to ban him once. They failed.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

What is so bad about storm crow if I may ask

Whoa.... You can get banned for putting "bad" and                                                          "{Storm Crow}" so close together in the same sentence. See how I spaced it out. {Storm Crow} is magnificence.

No, but seriously: it is a running joke within the Magic community that {Storm Crow} is THE BEST card ever. Although back in the day, he was pretty good, people are usually joking when they talk about how good he is.

[Ekann1]

What is so bad about storm crow if I may ask

Whoa.... You can get banned for putting "bad" and                                                          "{Storm Crow}" so close together in the same sentence. See how I spaced it out. {Storm Crow} is magnificence.

Sadly I can only give 1 karma/day, otherwise you'd have so much more karma right now

[Apathy Reactor]

But I gotta say, chimney imp is really the centerpiece of my entire casual Dimur deck.

[IntoFire]

Heresy!

[MarduArrow]

Chimney imp > storm crow

[Apathy Reactor]

Chimney imp > storm crow

YOU SHALL NOT CAST your chimney imp.
i be throwin out them stormcrows, swingin for the win turn 3

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Chimney imp > storm crow

YOU SHALL NOT CAST your chimney imp.
i be throwin out them stormcrows, swingin for the win turn 3

{Storm Crow} is not like the other lowly animals, it doesn't swing. You just win the minute the stack explodes because of its awesomeness.

[Apathy Reactor]

oh yeah, i forgot, nvm, instantly winning turn 1, your chimney imp takes like 10 turns to swing for the kill, therefore i win

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

NFSW:

Evolution according to South Park (Ms. Garrison): "Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bull.poo.*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this [she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent] Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"

[Destore117]

...what. Even. XD south park

[Spencer Addington]

NFSW:

Evolution according to South Park (Ms. Garrison): "Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bull.poo.*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this [she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent] Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!"

That sounds about right...