How to lose turn 1! Manaless!

[Taysby]

Exile 2 {simian spirit guide}s for 2 green.  Play {channel}. Pay 20 life.  Game.

[abstractApathist]

Did you mean {elvish spirit guide}?

[Vileo]

You failed at failing lol. =P
Jk, I actually got a little amusement out of this.

[abstractApathist]

But you could go w2 {elvish spirit guide} {channel} into {platinum angel} and have infinite colorless mana.

Or use 2 {elvish spirit} to cast {channel}, then 2 {simian spirit guide} and 19 life to cast a massive {fireball}

[rarehuntertay]

But you could go w2 {elvish spirit guide} {channel} into {platinum angel} and have infinite colorless mana.

Or use 2 {elvish spirit} to cast {channel}, then 2 {simian spirit guide} and 19 life to cast a massive {fireball}

No!  {Lava Burst} is where it's at!!!

[MuggyWuggy]

Faster way to lose turn 0.

Roll, allow them to play first. Draw seven.

Now you can determine the next steps:

Concede

Or

Mulligan to 6. Lightly comment about "no land or lack of"

Mulligan to 5. Laugh, then grimace a little.

Mulligan to 4. Sarcastically compliment their cut or lack of.

Mulligan to 3. Immediately mulligan to 2.

Look at these two cards as if you may play.

Mulligan to one.

Concede or:

Let them land drop. Then before their turn ends, just say "Hey I just concede. Can we start match 2?"

Repeat.

[MuggyWuggy]

🎤(With enthusiasm, great.)
🎶You say toe may to🎶
🎶I say tah ma toe🎶

🎶Lets call the whole thing off! 🎶