Ready Aim FIRE!!! Remastered

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

That's real nice but I probably shouldn't join until next round. All I have to do is shoot air to survive, I'm assuming everyone already sent in actions. I did PM you, but disregard it because I realized this fact as I was sending it.

Ok, see you next round!

[darkarts981]

That's real nice but I probably shouldn't join until next round. All I have to do is shoot air to survive, I'm assuming everyone already sent in actions. I did PM you, but disregard it because I realized this fact as I was sending it.

Ok, see you next round!

Sure thing!

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Once upon a time, in a Wal-Mart across the street, a lone Taysby was browsing through the women hygienics section of the store, obviously looking for a worthy box of tampons that he could properly use. When suddenly a saleswoman appeared.  The name tag said Helga, but {Taysby} knew that bald head, cool facial hair combo.
"{Gorzo}!  I haven't seen you in forever!"
They both chatted for hours and left each other.  While Taysby laughed about their interesting conversation about bedsheets, he looked back at the tampons.

*BANG!!!*

A gunshot sounded off and Taysby came rushing to see what happened.  He saw his friend Gorzo, dead.

"What HAPPENED?!!" Taysby asked a nearby police officer.

"This mod has gone rouge, stealing everything from hair care products, to cheap dog food."  The officer said.
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{DylanW18} sat at a fancy diner waiting for his date {Mishra} to appear.  He had a box of nuts and bolts, and a ring made out of scrap metal for his machine loving partner. But she never came.  Dylan drove home, listening to the radio blast sad songs.  Not paying attention until...
(...chained our hearts, we jumped never asking why...)
"Huh?"
(...I just walked away I will always...)
"No...NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!"
"I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALL!!!"
{Flicker} suddenly swooped in naked on a wreaking ball, swing his granny panties high above his head.  Crashing into Dylan's car, killing him on impact.  Flicker jumped onto him, and began twerking on his dead body, the new form of tea bagging.
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{Kurama}, {SkyShadow}, {Birdbrain}, and {Argus} where all drinking bottles of Dos Equies.  Birdbrain (using the full extent of his wit) suggests that they play Russian Roulette.  They all place their bets, and begin to play.  Argus, the most somber of them all, cheats the others out of their money by betting no one will get hurt, and then passes around an empty revolver.  Argus takes everything and goes home, while everyone else passes out at the bar.  Argus counts his fat stack of cash with feverish happiness.  When he suddenly receives a paper cut.  Then another, and another, and another.  Soon his hands are bleeding gallons of blood and Agrus drops dead.
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{Truffle}, and {E.Kann} are playing a gentlemens game of ante magic.
"I ante a {Black Lotus}" said Truffle.
"I ante a {Search the City}" said E.Kann.
They played a great game but in the end Truffle won.  However E.Kann was so sad he ripped the {Search the City} right in front of Truffle.
"That wasn't very gentlemen-like" Truffle said angrily.  "That was my FAVORITE CARD!!!"
"Well now you'll never have one!" E.Kann said, sticking out his tougue. The two not-gentlemen started to slap each other.  Starting out like a cat calmly touching your face, to a mantis shrimp punching you in the face.  They both brought their hands down at the same time, using all their might.  And they both missed.  Off-balance, they both fell off the edge of a cliff that mysteriously appeared.  They both fell for hours struggling the entire time.  When suddenly.
*BOING*
They both land on a bouncy house.  Deciding that everything was sorted out, They both lit a celebratory cigar. The bouncy house then exploded violently because it was very upset people where smoking on top of him.
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{The1337Magician} was out with {Icescythe} and {Noblellama} at a fancy golf shop.  There they bought golf gear and various pendants to show their support for their favorite golfer.  One time 1337Magician was buying a visor when Tiger Woods said hello to him.  1337Magician stood stunned, and blurted the first thing that came to mind.
"Can I be your Ho?"
Tiger smiled and said sure, and brought 1337Magician to his home.  Tiger still uses 1337Magician in his garden today.
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{CrackaLacka} was browsing a mall when he saw a sign that said, "Sports Gallore."  CrackaLacka being the sports lover that he is, walks in excitedly.  He became mortified to learn it was a Golf Shop.  He began sputtering obscenities as he clicked a button on his suicide jacket.  He heard the last few numbers count off and mustered up all his anger.
"GOLF IS NOT A SPORT!!!!" CrackaLacka screamed.  Everything there blew up, except for CrackaLacka who was wearing a {Darksteel Plate} underneath his suicide vest.  He looked back and smiled.
"I think I did the right thing" He said, while walking away from the rubble.
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{Icescythe} and {Noblellama} where admiring a nice set of golf clubs when they where suddenly incinerated in a firey blast.

Argus -> kills -> Taysby XXX
Truffle -> kills -> E.Kann +++
SkyShadow -> kills -> truffle +++
Gorzo -> kills -> Taysby XXX
Kurama -> selfie XXX
Taysby -> selfie XXX
E.Kann -> kills -> Kurama XXX
Crackalacka -> kills -> E.Kann +++
Noblellama -> selfie +++
The1337Magician -> air +++
Mishra -> kills -> Gorzo +++
Bird -> air +++
Icescythe -> kill -> Taysby XXX
Dylan -> wreaking balled


Survivors

Taysby
Kurama
SkyShadow
Birdbrain
Mishra
The1337Magician
Crackalacka

Dead

DylanW18
Gorzo
E.Kann
Truffle
Icescythe
Noblellama
Argus
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I actually didn't use my writing partner Mleaner this time.  Hope ya'll liked it.

[Gorzo]

Lol I enjoyed that quite a bit. But Taysby, HOW DID YOU DISCOVER MY SECRET WOMEN'S PRODUCT THEFT SCHEME? I thought my plans were flawless!

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Lol I enjoyed that quite a bit. But Taysby, HOW DID YOU DISCOVER MY SECRET WOMEN'S PRODUCT THEFT SCHEME? I thought my plans were flawless!

I dunno Helga, how do you think he figured it out?

[Gorzo]

My disguise was flawless and beautiful.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

My disguise was flawless and beautiful.

Maybe too flawless...  That MUST be the answer!

[Skyshadow731]

yes the skyshadow as survived, and WILL BE THE ONE TO WIN

[Birdbrain]

yes the skyshadow as survived, and WILL BE THE ONE TO WIN

does this mean your shooting yourself this round hoping people will choose to kill you from your arrogant comment?

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Success

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Everyone wanted to to kill Taysby...

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Gorzo is no match!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Dylan, I'm so very sorry, but I was busy, anD as you should know, killing is my top priority.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Taysby, SkyShadow, Birdbrain, Mishra, and 1337magician, please send in your actions.

I would hate to modkill...

[Apathy Reactor]

I would hate to modkill...

You don't have to be modest