Harpies. In my bed.

[Destore117]

Got up.
Came back to room and in my bed was a {blood toll harpy} next to my pillows.
What :|

[Millionlittlee]

She wants you. I mean just look at that sexy body

[Destore117]

I'd prefer {child of Night} lol

[Millionlittlee]

I see you like those biters. Be careful they'll suck you dry

[5/9 Turtle]

At least it wasn't {insatiable harpy}

[Rass]

Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s

[DimirOverlord1300]

Threesome

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I misread the title....

[Destore117]

I misread the title....

Oh god :|

[Mlerner12]

It Just Wanted some {Naked Singularity}

[Gorzo]

Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s

He already has harpies. Crabs are nothing by comparison.

[Mlerner12]

I see you like those biters. Be careful they'll suck you dry

So done with this

[Apathy Reactor]

Just make sure you don't get  {Giant Crab}'s

He already has harpies. Crabs are nothing by comparison.

best thing i've read today, perhaps he should {unsummon} them so he can just go to sleep, without harpies or crabs.

[Spencer Addington]

He might need a {planar cleansing} after this ordeal.

[Spencer Addington]

He might need a {planar cleansing} after this ordeal.

Which ordeal?
{ordeam of erebos} or {ordeal of thassa}?

This ordeal must be hel-iod for him