DrEggman vs E.kann vs. Bop (But not really Bop any more)

[DrEggman789]

Two from thorn elemental, two from hydra omnivore, two from asceticism, and one from nylea. She is a creature.

[Bop]

I take 8

[DrEggman789]

8 damage straight to Bop and e.kanne.

Blockers for you, e.kanne?

[Ekann1]

no, but i will take 4 from the obliterator and exile the elemental with {selesnya charm}.

14/4

[DrEggman789]

So you take five from PO, 8 from hydra and 7 from elemental. Nylea is exiled. Pass.

34/1

[Ekann1]

no. nylea is not exiled. the thorn elemental is exiled, so i only take 4.

[DrEggman789]

Oops, misread.  Also, {asceticism} is on the field. You can't target my creature.

[Ekann1]

oh. umm. awkward. can i take that back and take 11 instead?

7/5

[DrEggman789]

You can take 12

{phyrexian obliterator} is five, {thorn elemental} is 7...

[Ekann1]

aha, i obviously cannot count today. back to 1st grade i guess....

6/6, not good....

[DrEggman789]

Hell, I couldn't read apparently, so back to... Erm... Daycare for me

Pass

[Ekann1]

hand size/life?

[DrEggman789]

Sorry. 34/1

[Ekann1]

no problem, just a reminder.

[Bop]

Draw.

Tap 3 mountains + 1 swamp to cast {Crypt Ghast} (too litttle to late as far as ramping goes.)

Equip with swiftfoot boots.

Pass the turn.

8/7

(i had the opportunity to cast {Ruination} this turn and decided to NOT be "that guy")