Storm Crow

[Mikefrompluto]

One time I was playing a match and I dropped {Storm Crow}. My opponent tried to {Force of Will} it but when the FoW saw what he was countering, he immidiately had an "oh 💩" look on his face and countered himself instead. This, of course, caused a black hole to open up and guess what came out of it? A {Storm Crow} murder. 

[Mizark]

Someone tried to use {Clone} on {Storm Crow} once..........stars are still being formed to this day

[rarehuntertay]

Storm Crow decided to form a music group one day... the result was Counting Crows...

[Mattao19]

{Storm Crow} broke storm ...

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Wizards got inspiration for {Jace the Mind Sculptor} from {Storm Crow} but could only make JtMS 1/20 th of Storm Crow's OP-ness

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow shits Wheaties for breakfast (excuse the language)

[Mattao19]

Storm Crow puts the most interesting man in the world to shame

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow was constipated for a week once. When he finally relieved himself  {Emrakul, the Aeons Torn} was born.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of {Storm Crow} is logic.

[Apathy Reactor]

My friend attacked my storm crow once...
ONCE.