I found my wife...NSFW

Started by Anoobass, December 24, 2013, 02:29:58 AM

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LadyGrixis

Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)

rarehuntertay

Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)

Unless its the  {Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore}...
Merry Christmas LG!!

Anoobass

Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)

Personally think that you are an attractive woman.  However, making a relationship over te internet is idiotic, so I just get to stay at home, alone, until I find the right one.

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth

Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...

Anoobass

Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...

Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things.  If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship.  I was simply saying she was an attractive person.  When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them?  No, you are simply admiring beauty.

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth

Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...

Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things.  If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship.  I was simply saying she was an attractive person.  When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them?  No, you are simply admiring beauty.
Whoa there, I was just kidding around. Obviously you didn't do something weird like make a shrine to her in your room...or did you?

Anoobass

Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 04:07:13 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on December 25, 2013, 03:56:24 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 25, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on December 25, 2013, 02:16:23 PM
Quote from: Anoobass on December 24, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
Honestly, I don't care that she may be nude, she posed with magic cards and has red hair.  I need not say more.

I play Magic and have red hair (not natural of course); but photographing nude would be wayyyyy over the line. I'm sure most women could take a picture posed with cards that would be 100 time more attractive while wearing clothes. It's all in the eyes ;)
However, making a relationship over the internet is idiotic
..says the guy admiring a picture of a girl he saw online...

Admiring beauty and seeking it out are 2 different things.  If I started asking her of her likes and dislikes and such, that is attempting to make a relationship.  I was simply saying she was an attractive person.  When you see Hollywood actresses and you say that they are pretty and such, are you attempting to make a relationship with them?  No, you are simply admiring beauty.
Whoa there, I was just kidding around. Obviously you didn't do something weird like make a shrine to her in your room...or did you?

I plead the 5th

Stromack

I'd be very happy with a red headed magic girl.  :)

Silent1236

Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 24, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are...  Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something?  Flip the damn cards!

Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!

Haha just trying to keep this thread from going a weird direction, but I realize now that that is a dumb idea :P. There is an NSFW tag, so proceed with the sexual talk 😜

Anoobass

Quote from: Silent1236 on December 25, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: ConanEdo on December 24, 2013, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on December 24, 2013, 05:08:29 PM
I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are...  Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something?  Flip the damn cards!

Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄
Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!

Haha just trying to keep this thread from going a weird direction, but I realize now that that is a dumb idea :P. There is an NSFW tag, so proceed with the sexual talk 😜

Hey baby, do you like big decks?

Anoobass

Any red heads?...except the 13 year old.......umm.......ok even the 13 year old....







It was a joke.

gtfotis

Quote from: Noblellama on December 25, 2013, 10:19:03 PM
There are 4 girls at our fnm draft who range from age 13 to 31, that should cover every age category here on the forum right? First 4 get first shots lol
Introduce me to the cute skinny one 20+ 😉

Moneekahh

I'm sure they'd be elated to hear you're pawning them off in the iMtG black market for karma! ;)

Millionlittlee

Magic attracts weird people

Btw I bid on the 19 year old

Jk. See what I did there

Kaworu, the Fifth Child