Peace Out

[5/9 Turtle]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

[Mlerner12]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

Esperfection, that's what it is.

Did that bad pun satisfy?

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

They don't need one, everyone knows that Esper beats the .poo. out of Grixis every time.

[Mlerner12]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

They don't need one, everyone knows that Esper beats the .poo. out of Grixis every time.

Been a .poo. Long time since there's been an Esper versus Grixis at my LGS though

[LadyGrixis]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

They don't need one, everyone knows that Esper beats the .poo. out of Grixis every time.

If a playable Nicol Bolas rotates back into Standard, then that won't be so

[Mlerner12]

We care because she is a good friend

And she adds a lot if humor to the boards- what will it be without the ongoing Esper vs. Grixix wars?!?!?

I still haven't heard a good comeback from esper

They don't need one, everyone knows that Esper beats the .poo. out of Grixis every time.

If a playable Nicol Bolas rotates back into Standard, then that won't be so

And if {Sphinx of the Steel Winds} comes back...

[LadyGrixis]

I thought you said you wouldn't be posting.  I can see the other ones, because they related to the topic, but this?

I'm honestly confused...

Sorry, couldn't let that one fly!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I scratched out the edition symbol on one and now it looks like theros symbol.

Look! A playable nicol bolas!

She said PLAYABLE Nicol Bolas, there hasn't been one printed yet....

[Silent1236]

Well it's been nice knowing you. Enjoy your break, hopefully soon you will return to bring sunbeams, sparkles and rainbows to our less then helpful lives. I'm sorry I upset you with negative karma.

👆👍

And to anyone who ever decides to complain about karma, for the love of all that you hold sacred, don't!  I'm so tired of having to explain that concept to people. I'm sure the rest of the mods/senior members are as well.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I made a standard deck around him once.  Lots of ramp and land search.  It sucked.

because is was Grixis....

[Moneekahh]

I made a standard deck around him once.  Lots of ramp and land search.  It sucked.

What ramp and land search is there in grixis colors? Or did you splash green?

[Vileo]

None of that is ramp lol

[Ertai]

Thank you for that lesson teacher. I'm going to finish this drink now You all have a good night!

As long as there is rum in it. You, my dear, are alright.

Just drink water.  From Russia. 

And the reason we care about her, and not other people, is that the other people start complaining right when they hop on, and their first karma action done to them is a ping.  And we care about lady grixis because
1) she's a female
2) she's hot
3) she plays magic
4) she's awesome.
5) she's kind
6) she cares about everyone

She's a 5/5 in my book.

You seem desperate bro. You alright?

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

If they made a playable nicol bolas, I'm pretty sure the world would explode.

This is why nobody plays Grixis, because if we did, wizards would be inclined to make said nicol bolas, and then we would have no world to play mtg in.  We'd just play in the underworld, and I only say that because I thought it would be interesting if we all met up in the afterlife.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

This is why nobody plays Grixis

Boy, your fishing for a fight lololol

Don't get me wrong I love GRIXIS, but it is too awesome for people to play.  Therefore no one (is allowed, lest you want the world to explode) plays Grixis