Ready, Aim Fire 2-MLERNER EDITION

[Mlerner12]

 Here it is, people! THIS is the first elimination round!

iMtG TIMES REPORT

LOCATION: Gorzo's mansion, Mizark's battle grounds, Taysby's selfie section, hot dog eating contest joint

Gorzo was not pleased with the disaster that happened last time, as it meant spending hours upon tiring hours cleaning blood and cantaloupe off the floor and apologizing to the pizza delivery man. Gorzo, being the tricky businessman he is, hired Icescythe to clean the mess at half price he should be paid at. After an hour of work, he takes a lunch break and inadvertantly finds out about how he was ripped off and goes bonkers in the head. After nearly sprinting straight into a sword Gorzo planted to defend himself, Icescythe stops and thinks. He hires his old pal Crackalacka to slay Gorzo, being a master tactician as he is. After failing several times (On purpose, as he liked Gorzo), and Icescythe decides to do it himself and takes a flamethrower and goes after Gorzo. Gorzo, wearing a flame-retardant suit, was unharmed and the flames bounced comically away from his skin. Crackalacka, hating Icescythe for trying to kill Gorzo, redirects all flames at Icescythe, who slowly burns to death. In his last will and testament he decided that Prophylaxis would inherit his karma.

Taysby had recently gotten into the spirit of Selfie Sunday, and had decided to take an overly dramatic selfie where she was behind an invisible shield that repelled all attacks, and just for the lol'z had hired FlickerYourOwnIdentity and Noblellama just for dramatic effect. Flicker had recently been depressed with his inability to kill anyone and decided to stab Taysby with his pencil, and Noblellama had decided that he was too royal and noble to take part in this and started shooting at Taysby. Neither of them had known about the shield and promptly fell down, not quite dead but not healthy. As they were lying there, Taysby taking the photo blinded them so much their eyes exploded and they promptly died.

Mizark and Birdbrain have recently been arguing over the most powerful winged animals, and had decided to brawl. Each had brought some of their own specimen. Mizark, after waiting an hour for dramatic effect, decided to make the first move. He launched his army of pigeons and crows at the dragons surrounding Birdbrain, who promptly had a heart attack and they all died. Being unarmed, Birdbrain started to panic and pulled out the gun he stuffed in his boot. He fired several times before realizing he had brought his gun full of blanks. Mizark collapsed laughing, and his birds thought he died and flew into Birdbrain, ripping him to shreds. Mizark then stands up, covered in bloods and dragon guts, and walks away like a bad .femaledog. while photographers take pictures of him from behind and edit in explosions in the distance.

Mattao19 and The1337magician were Birdbrain's personal friends and close business associates, and realizing their friend was dead they started going through wild, frenzied emotions and decided they had no longer wanted to live anymore and threw a lit bomb into a trash can by accident right before Arbitratur threw in a full and open Bud Light (TM), knowing full well what would happen. Mattao looked in, nervous yet exited, when the explosion happened. Mizark took note of this and put on sunglasses and slowed his pace.

TheTruffleHunter was participating in a hot dog eating contest. He started losing badly only on his 32nd hot dog, and decided to shoot the other participants. TruffleHunter whipped out a grenade launcher and started shooting, and the other participants threw up, fainted, and were disqualified, making TruffleHunter the winner- even though the gun only shot water grenades~

ACTIONS
{Gorzo}- Selfie
{Mizark}-Shoot Birdbrain
{Taysby}- Selfie
{Mattao19}- Selfie
{Trufflehunter}- shoot air
{Birdbrain}- shoot Air
{The1337magician}- Selfie
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot Taysby
{Icescythe}-shoot Gorzo
{Crackalacka}- shoot Icescythe
{Arbitraur}- shoot Mattao19
{Noblellama}- shoot Taysby

Selfie sunday! (Lol, I couldn't resist)

MOVING ON
{Gorzo} +1
{Crackalacka} +1
{Taysby} +1
{Mizark} +1
{TheTruffleHunter} +1

[Mlerner12]

People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter

Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!

[Thetrufflehunter]

People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter

Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!

You've fingered out my tactic

Auto correct has a vendetta against me..... I meant "figured"...

[Mlerner12]

People in the next round:
Gorzo
Crackalacka
Taysby
Mizark
TheTruffleHunter

Fun challenge: No shooting air this round!

You've fingered out my

Ewwwwww lol, it just wouldn't be fun to have too many people shoot air.

[Black Death]

May I play?

[Mlerner12]

May I play?

When this round ends!

[Black Death]

Ok

[Mlerner12]

when is this round ending?  and you got my decision, right?

Yes, and I haven't gotten to a computer soon and I might not for a few weeks since I have so few people this round and I still haven't heard from two people, it should be over quickly. I'll get it up in a few weeks.

[DimirOverlord1300]

Can I join after this round?

[Mlerner12]

Can I join after this round?

Sure!

[Birdbrain]

Can I join after this round?

Sure!

do I regenerate?

[Mlerner12]

Can I join after this round?

Sure!

do I regenerate?

When the round is over, yes.

[Mlerner12]

Finally done

iMtG TIMES REPORT!

LOCATION: Mizark's battle grounds

The crowd is restless with anticipation. Everyone in the history of Gatherer is in the stands, watching below as our protaganists walk slowly into the ring, each armed with their very own array of spells of protection, harm, and a combination. Mizark and TheTruffleHunter are watching sadly from the sides, as they were kicked out due to not responding to their e-mails. A whistle is blown, a hush falls over the crowd, and the fight to the death begins.

Gorzo fires off the first shot, and Crackalacka ducks, watching the fireball sear his hair off. While he is distracted, Taysby turns to Gorzo with a cruel smile on her face. "It's too late", she says, her voice demonic and cruel. "Fus ro DAH!", she shouts with Gorzo flying to the back wall of the arena. "Oof" is all he can muster before he bites down on the cyanide pill he put in his mouth.

"Now that that's over," she says, "time to deal with my next pest", she says. Crackalacka, finally having put out his head, closes his eyes and starts chanting rhythmically. A large white and blue orb appears in front of him, and he opens his eyes and the ball launches out Taysby, who dives out of the way just in time.

"Well, now, that wasn't very polite", she says sarcastically as a magnificent dragon appears behind Crackalacka. "RAWR!", it says as Crackalacka dives into the stands, right into Mizark, who promptly falls off the edge and dies.

Crackalacka, however, had expected that, since he is indeed of Spartan descent. Brushing the debris off his shirt, he steps back into the arena, holding a mace in his hands while Taysby pats the dragon.

"Oh, boy. Not as easy as you thought", said Crackalacka. The dragon turns to him, and Taysby just shakes his head back and forth. "Oh, don't worry. Fluffy will take care of you soon enough", she said, smiling maliciously. "Sic, boy!" she says, and Fluffy sneezes.

"Hmm, that didn't work. Let's try this: ATTAAAAAAACK!" she shouts, and Fluffy charges forwards, its great wings open wide and Crackalacka merely holds up an oak branch confidentally.

Snap! Fluffy's lungs close around the branch, and Crackalacka's arm. Crackalacka cries out in pain, then collapses in agony.

"Perfect", says Taysby cruelly. "Now, one final command... Kill." she says, and Fluffy turns around, leans down as if for a pat, and snaps up Taysby in one bite.

"Well, folks, that's it for tonight's episode of Death in the Community! Join us next time for move laughs and fun times!" says the announcer as Crackalacka starts to bleed to death.


ACTIONS
GORZO- shoot self
TAYSBY- shoot self
CRACKALACKA- shoot Mizark


MIZARK- Crackalacka/modkill
Trufflehunter- Modkill

SURVIVOR
Crackalacka +2!
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[Thetrufflehunter]

damn, thought I replied. Oh well.....

[Mlerner12]

damn, thought I replied. Oh well.....

I don't have it, sorry...