Fire-Drinker Quest!!

[BulgyCrimson]

Hey peeps! I hope I'm posting this in the right place. If not sorry!

Down to business though. Since the release of Theros me and my play group have pulled an excessive amount of {Fire-drinker Satyr}s. With no clue as to how we can make a deck around this thing, most of us had deemed this card "worthless piece of s***"

Not me though, I have decided to take it upon myself to make a good, if not, fun, playable Fire drinker deck. So iMTG community I come to you for help. I have an idea in mind and there are certain cards I need. Since I have minimal knowledge of cards older than Scars of Mirrodin block I figured this was the best place to start.

This is what I need...

1. Blue or red creatures that have hexproof
2. Blue or red creatures that negatively affect their controllers
3. Blue or red( you get the point it's gonna be blue/red) cards that force opponent to attack
4. Enchantments, NOT ARTIFACTS!( willing to splash another color) that give creatures indestructibility.
5. Cards that switch creatures with opponent like Switcheroo and Conjured Currency

Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance guys!

[Steerpike]

Hey peeps! I hope I'm posting this in the right place. If not sorry!

Down to business though. Since the release of Theros me and my play group have pulled an excessive amount of {Fire-drinker Satyr}s. With no clue as to how we can make a deck around this thing, most of us had deemed this card "worthless piece of s***"

Not me though, I have decided to take it upon myself to make a good, if not, fun, playable Fire drinker deck. So iMTG community I come to you for help. I have an idea in mind and there are certain cards I need. Since I have minimal knowledge of cards older than Scars of Mirrodin block I figured this was the best place to start.

This is what I need...

1. Blue or red creatures that have hexproof
2. Blue or red creatures that negatively affect their controllers
3. Blue or red( you get the point it's gonna be blue/red) cards that force opponent to attack
4. Enchantments, NOT ARTIFACTS!( willing to splash another color) that give creatures indestructibility.
5. Cards that switch creatures with opponent like Switcheroo and Conjured Currency

Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance guys!

Off the top
1. {Prognostic Sphinx} {Benthic Giant}
3. {Goblin Diplomats} {Bident of Thassa}
4. {Indestructibility}

Your friends may also be surprised to learn just how useful Firedrinker is considered

[Vileo]

Except when it comes to anything older than standard, {Goblin Guide} is the best red 1-drop creature. Unless you're planning on playing {Donate} and {Blasphemous Act} in tandem with maybe {Boros Reckoner}, then it could be decent there as a casual deck.

[Gorzo]

Step 1: Creepy Pervert Face Satyr (Firedrinker)
Step 2: {Donate}
Step 3: {Boros Reckoner} or {Spitemare}
Step 4: {Blasphemous Act}
Step 5: Point, laugh

Edit: dammit, don't post stuff as I'm typing in the same exact thing

[Vileo]

Step 1: Creepy Pervert Face Satyr (Firedrinker)
Step 2: {Donate}
Step 3: {Boros Reckoner} or {Spitemare}
Step 4: {Blasphemous Act}
Step 5: Point, laugh

Edit: dammit, don't post stuff as I'm typing in the same exact thing

xD That's amazing. Great minds think alike? =P

[Anoobass]

Although it is just a joke deck, a friend of mine made a deck with one {Mirror Mirror} and a ton of fetch cards.  I never got to see it but he said it was amazing to beat someone down with their own deck while they just watch.

[Falcon182]

I have one thing to say to {fire drinker satyr}.  My {potluck ransom world eater} in my standard gruul deck where I can easily make 500 mana in 1 turn.

Point and laugh.

Please tell me you put "potluck ransom world eater" on purpose... Haha, f you autocorrect!

[Stromack]

Madcap skills son

[Mlerner12]

If you need them I have 2 of the Satyrs, one foil

[Deebiia]

I have one thing to say to {fire drinker satyr}.  My {potluck ransom world eater} in my standard gruul deck where I can easily make 500 mana in 1 turn.

Point and laugh.

Please tell me you put "potluck ransom world eater" on purpose... Haha, f you autocorrect!

I didn't mean to type that...

+1 for the rediculous amount of laughs it gave me!

[BulgyCrimson]

Thanks guys can't wait to get this deck goin!