Which Card Are You?

[Apathy Reactor]

Mlerner! Stop breaking imtg!

[Mlerner12]

I'm sorry!

[Mlerner12]

Will the next page be any better?

[Spencer Addington]

Only one way to find out

[Mlerner12]

Here we gooooo!

[Steerpike]

{Steerpike}

Huh... well ok. Kind of sad it's not a creature lol

[SpellBomber]

{Spellbomber}

[Vileo]

{Vileo} Woot life gain and removal? I'm such a pimpin' card.

[Shadridium]

{shadridium}

[Butch1977]

{Butcher}

[Steerpike]

Let's see now...

{Tom}
{Tommy}
{Thomas}

I'll take the legendary, thank you

[AkiraDeLaine]

{akiradelaine}
{akira} {Arena} jep, like that

[AkiraDeLaine]

{condo124}
At first I thought it said condom.

Broken Condom [2]
Artifact
[U/G] [T] : put a sperm counter on Broken Condom.
[T] : Sacrifice Broken Condom, put x 0/1 Blue Green Semen Tokens with evolve on the Battlefield, where x is the amount of of sperm counters on Broken Condom.

This card has an errata:
Each token has: cumulative upkeep 1 or random opponent gains control of it

[Kurama]

{Kurama}

Lulz. Pretty close to my name though.

[Mlerner12]

I would SO be a black card, lol! And hand control at that.

It's pretty "handy"