Golem Shmolem

[Fenster]

Golem Shmolem 75 cards, 15 sideboard 3 {Island} 6 {Plains} 5 {Forest} 4 {Glacial Fortress} 4 {Sunpetal Grove} 22 lands 3 {Master Splicer} 3 {Blade Splicer} 4 {Precursor Golem} 2 {Wing Splicer} 2 {Vital Splicer} 1 {Sensor Splicer} 3 {Birds of Paradise} 2 {Maul Splicer} 20 creatures 2 {Titanic Growth} 4 {Stave Off} 2 {Mimic Vat} 2 {Increasing Savagery} 4 {Tempered Steel} 2 {Parallel Lives} 2 {Venser, the Sojourner} 18 other spells Sideboard 4 {Negate} 3 {Autumn's Veil} 4 {Dispatch} 4 {Revoke Existence} 15 sideboard cards Notes: My attempt at a "GOLEM DECK!!" *Said in an overdramatic voice* So whatcha think? Actually think i can scramble these cards together. Know a friend who bought 4 venser then had no idea what to do with em lol. Hopefully ill get to borrow them ^^

[Fenster]

Bit high mana curve maybe...

Edit: Forever Alone...

[Fenster]

Bump! Reworked aswell!

[Guypocolypse]

Whats the point?
(lols jk)

[Coffee Vampire]

{Mimic Vat} is good with so many splicers...If you had a {Maul Splicer} imprinted to it with {Parralel Lives} out, that's 8 golems per turn for 3 mana! :0 :0 :0

[Fenster]

Whats the point?
(lols jk)

My aspergers makes it difficult to tell if you're actually joking or asking sincerly with in a joking manner. So ill just answer.
Splicers accompanied by the precursor effect!

[CajunJynx]

Whats the point?
(lols jk)

My aspergers makes it difficult to tell if you're actually joking or asking sincerly with in a joking manner. So ill just answer.
Splicers accompanied by the precursor effect!

That's a neat little trick. But you possibly a double edged sword. A single kill spell could be a board wipe for your golems.

[Guypocolypse]

I was completly joking sorry

[Fenster]

{Mimic Vat} is good with so many splicers...If you had a {Maul Splicer} imprinted to it with {Parralel Lives} out, that's 8 golems per turn for 3 mana! :0 :0 :0

Now thats awesome! Imma work it in

[Fenster]

Whats the point?
(lols jk)

My aspergers makes it difficult to tell if you're actually joking or asking sincerly with in a joking manner. So ill just answer.
Splicers accompanied by the precursor effect!

That's a neat little trick. But you possibly a double edged sword. A single kill spell could be a board wipe for your golems.

{Stave of} saves them from any targetting spell or ability! If it was out of standard id use {Flusterstorm} ^^

[CajunJynx]

Whats the point?
(lols jk)

My aspergers makes it difficult to tell if you're actually joking or asking sincerly with in a joking manner. So ill just answer.
Splicers accompanied by the precursor effect!

That's a neat little trick. But you possibly a double edged sword. A single kill spell could be a board wipe for your golems.

{Stave of} saves them from any targetting spell or ability! If it was out of standard id use {Flusterstorm} ^^

That is only one answer though.

[CajunJynx]

4 {mana leak}s in the sb are called for

[CajunJynx]

I do like this deck.

[Fenster]

4 {mana leak}s in the sb are called for

Yeah you're right! Any more help on a sideboard would be appreciated!

[CajunJynx]

{rachet bomb}, {graffdigger's cage}, {torpor orb} are some of my sb staples.