Ready, Aim Fire 2-MLERNER EDITION

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Are we all back in now???  And then elimination starts?

[Mlerner12]

Are we all back in now???  And then elimination starts?

No. 2 round of everyone THEN elimination, everything except active players have been reset.

[Mlerner12]

Still missing four people. You know who you are, and so do I! Lol, just make sure you get them in

[Mlerner12]

Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.

[Arbitratur]

Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.

Can I request that someone get modkilled by an  {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}?

[Mlerner12]

Sorry for the delay guys, I was swamped!

iMtG TIMES REPORT

LOCATION: club iMtG, Gorzo's modcave, Mizark's destruction street

Gorzo, plotting in his modcave with his vast array of modarangs and modmobiles, is too enraptured in his work on destroying planet earth to notice The1337magician slip in-tru-da-window with his salt-laced knives covered in bees. While he slowly sneaks inside the busy Gorzo is typing furiously on his large Modcomputer. Magician slowly walks behind him and pulls out a knife, and stabs it at Gorzo. Little does he know, the Gorzo he was going to stab was a robot! Magician stabs down, but the needle cuts off the handle and hits Magician square between his eyes, killing him slowly. Gorzo steps out of his hiding spot and laughs, then orders a medium pizza.

Crackalacka, after seeing his master Gorzo die in a painful knife accident (or so he thinks), runs enraged into Gorzo's modcave and whips out a gun that shoots large cantaloupes. One of these hits Gorzo, and stuns him for a few seconds before he gets back up, steals the gun, takes a cantaloupe, poisons it, then offers it to Crackalacka in an offer of peace. Crackalacka knows better and just puts it into 1337magician's lips. Then slips in Noblellama runs in, pushes Gorzo out the window to slightly startle him until he falls into the pizza delivery man's hands, and the Llama eats Crackalacka, then throws the cantaloupe outside, and the Pizza delivery guy eats it as a tip. He was later reported as "Missing in battle", as Gorzo's house was a warzone to Donato's.

Icescythe, Mattao19, andTheTruffleHunterare in club iMtG, playing a twisted form of lazar tag. After 3 hours of their fighting, they all meet in the middle, guns pointed at each other in an ultimate showdown. After 45 minutes of no moving, a crowd gathers. After another 15 minutes they all get tired of it and shoot each other. In their version, if you get shot you die for 15 minutes. However, their bullets collide and get sucked into Zendikar, where a surprised goblin loses his dinner.

Birdbrain watches all of this go down in the crowd, and decides that the suspense was too great and then throws himself under his own truck while Taysby drives away with it. Minecraft1 sees this and decides that he wanted the truck, shoots Taysby, then drives away.

While all of this is going down, Mizark is distracted watching his glorious dragons burn the world down in their fury, and he is so enraptured by this sight he does not notice Arbitratur's dragon go and burn Mizark to death.

FlickerYourOwnIdentity, being the long-term psychic he has been in the past, looks into the future to see Mizark attempting to kill him, so he decides to shoot himself for protection, the rules to this being what they are. However, Flicker was seeing too far into the future, instead of directly into the future, and at the end of the round Flicker shoots himself in his head and then falls directly into the coffin he dug, before the games started.

ACTIONS
{Noblelama}- shoot crackalacka
{Birdbrain}- shoot self
{Arbiratur}- shoot Mizark
{Minecraft1}- shoot Taysby
{Crackalacka}- shoot 1337magician
{The1337magician}- shoot Gorzo
{Gorzo}- shoot Self
{Mattao19}- shoot Air
{Trufflehunter}- shoot Air
{FlickerYourOwnIdentity}- shoot self
{IceScythe}- shoot air

Taysby would be modkilled, but Minecraft1 shot them, so yeah. Mizark would be modkilled but Arbitratur killed him. Yep.

SURVIVORS
Gorzo +1
Noblellama +1
Icescythe +1
Mattao +1
Trufflehunter +1
Minecraft1 +1
Arbitratur +1

If you notice any mistakes I made shoot me a PM, it's late here and I'm pretty tired. Sorry if the stories were too short, also; I have a lot of homework and didn't have too much time.

[Mlerner12]

Get then in by 3 PM ET tomorrow or you will be modkilled.

Can I request that someone get modkilled by an  {Ill-Tempered Cyclops}?

Sorry, I didn't see this until AFTER I had determined all the kills... Maybe next time. Also, everyone that would be modkilled was shot at anyways.

[Mlerner12]

Updated scores

[The1337Magician]

Aaand I'm eliminated?

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Aww..  Doesn't anyone have a grudge???

And a few notes.

Gorzo/fake Gorzo likes to be stabbed (it always makes me laugh)
Birdbrain likes to shoot himself
I have the tendency to be a terrible psychic
And whenever I read that Gorzo is pushed out the window I always have "This is Sparta" sounding off in my head.


Nice job, this was funny

[Apathy Reactor]

And I was there...
I did stuff...
Yusss...

[Gorzo]

R.I.P. missing pizza delivery guy. I will love you forever. I will remember you always. /teardrop

Gorzo/fake Gorzo likes to be stabbed (it always makes me laugh)

Lol, gee, glad to help.

[Mlerner12]

Aaand I'm eliminated?

Not yet, elimination hasn't started yet.

[Mlerner12]

Hey!  I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.

This was the third round

[Birdbrain]

Hey!  I sent you my decision right after the first round ended.

This was the third round

so this is a practice round right?