Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Mikefrompluto]

Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.

Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.

So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?

Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?

[LadyGrixis]

Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.

Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.

So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?

Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?

Yes. Now.

[Mikefrompluto]

Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.

Yeah it's getting a bit dark in here, especially with bright eyed youngsters around.

So this is a great time to bring up necrophilia, right?

Is there such a thing as NOT a great time to bring up necrophilia?

Yes. Now.

Exactly.

[Gorzo]

Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?

[MarduArrow]

Annnndddddd, now there's a rape vibe. This is awkward.

Stay close to me I will give you  {Safe Passage} through this dark place

[Mattao19]

Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?

Nice one lol and am I the only one who really lives that card? It's just fun lol

[MarduArrow]

Oh my, how this thread has turned. Maybe I can save it if I show everyone my {Tree of Redemption}?

Not likely, if you look in the background of the art you can see  {Helvault}

[Birdbrain]

Her eyes are beautiful, like {mix emerald}s

[LadyGrixis]

Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...

[Charbelchers rage]

Not sure if I'm cool with all this wild beast master nonsense.... Furries, bdsm, necrophillia... Btw look at how suggestive this art work could be{seething song} who knew Chandra was capable if that.... Had to do it....

[LadyGrixis]

She's a ginger. You know what they say about gingers

[Mattao19]

Back off {Wild Beastmaster} she's mine and I blood rush her every night so she can pump my guys!

[Birdbrain]

This non sequitur conversation, as well as her {brain storm} are making me have a {mental misstep}...what were we talkin about again?

[Gorzo]

Only if you show me your {Silvergill Douser}...

Only in exchange for some {Teetering Peaks}.

...what were we talkin about again?

{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.

Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.

[Apathy Reactor]

...what were we talkin about again?

{Naked Singularity}, and what happens during it.

Seriously, how has this card not been brought up yet? It has naked in the name ffs.

poor guy lost all his coconut milk...