Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[LadyGrixis]

Awwww, Anoobass lol

[rarehuntertay]

Not sure if this fits here, but sophomore year high school I'd play against a lady friend and I'd always cast  {Crystal Rod} and  {Wooden Sphere} at the same time. She'd laugh and say " I see your wooden rod is out again"

[Langku]

Let's keep this sappy symposium civil.

[LadyGrixis]

I have a {Search Warrant} for your {Soul Conduit}....hopefully you won't {Mana Leak} all over my {Treasured Find}.

[Anoobass]

Sometimes I just can't contain my {Erratic Explosion}.

[Anoobass]

I'll try to keep it out of your {Witches' Eye}.

[rarehuntertay]

I don't trust my feelings of LG, after all she is a  {Slave of Bolas}

[DirtyMustachio]

I don't trust my feelings of LG, after all she is a  {Slave of Bolas}

Oh I thought she was a {markov's servant}

[LadyGrixis]

Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.

[Birdbrain]

I already have a girlfriend, but yes, LG is quite pretty. Congrats, you have stolen the hearts of basically all of the guys on imtg.

not mine

[Thetrufflehunter]

Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.

FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?

[Mattao19]

Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.

FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?

Somebody's an  {Prowling Nightstalker} lol

[Thetrufflehunter]

Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.

FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?

Somebody's an  {Prowling Nightstalker} lol

Having a good memory and being a stalker are two different things 😳

[Mattao19]

Omg, hahaha. Try getting past my {Golem's Heart} boys, it's not {Pure // Simple} task.

FUUU. You changed your profile pic again. Didn't you have more auburn hair in the other pics?

Somebody's an  {Prowling Nightstalker} lol

Having a good memory and being a stalker are two different things 😳

Lol I know I'm just messing with plus I like magic puns

[LadyGrixis]

Yes! I got it cut and dyed yesterday