Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[LadyGrixis]

That's not very enchanting....it's not like i'm instantly drawn to your {Blasphemous Act}s.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Hey girl, let me show you my {reaper of the abyss}/{lord of the void} (either works).

[LadyGrixis]

{Desecration Demon} would work there too

[Thetrufflehunter]

{Desecration Demon} would work there too

Yup. Also Y U SWICH PROFIL PICZ??!!11!!one!!1!!!

Now I have to get used to new images...

[LadyGrixis]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

[Thetrufflehunter]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...

[DirtyMustachio]

That's not very enchanting....it's not like i'm instantly drawn to your {Blasphemous Act}s.

I'm sorry I suppose my {charisma} got the best of me. perhaps we should have a walk in the {flowering field}
Chat upon a {carpet of flowers} and show you that I can be a {soul charmer}

[LadyGrixis]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...

There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!

[Thetrufflehunter]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...

There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!

Wouldn't a {blade Splicer} sound really uncomfortable?

[DirtyMustachio]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...

There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!

i think he's just trying to say your preeetty. which all in all is a truth.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Lol, like the other one? Should I put it back?

I like all of them. The real way to solve this is to make more accounts and hire people to post as you with other profile pictures...

There can only be one of me, sadly. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to have cronies. One of the two! Either way, I can always put it back. Now let me see your {Master Splicer}!

i think he's just trying to say your preeetty. which all in all is a truth.

You found me out

[Anoobass]

To be fair, she's not pretty, she's gorgeous.  But she's taken so I'll have to just stay here in my {City of Solitude}...

[Thetrufflehunter]

I already have a girlfriend, but yes, LG is quite pretty. Congrats, you have stolen the hearts of basically all of the guys on imtg.

[DirtyMustachio]

ive run out of out of likes for truffle and anoobass

[Thetrufflehunter]

You can always like a random post of mine for the next 34.7 weeks...