Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Anoobass]

And yet, so so right.

[Necromancerman]

I would tap you so hard you wouldn't untap during your next untap step

[MuggyWuggy]

Sacrifice all clothing

I attack with full trample damage.

[LadyGrixis]

"What's your special ability?"

"I'm unblockable...."

"So you're an Invisible Stalker!?"

[LadyGrixis]

"I'll let you touch my Stormbreath Dragon, but I warn you.....once I tap those mountains and make him Monsterous, it's over."

[Coffee Vampire]

LOL

[Wackaman9001]

Sorry baby, I've been known to {channel} a bit too fastfor most to keep up

[ThassaDevoted]

You won't know what to do once I pull out my Pithing Needle.

[LadyGrixis]

Oh Lordy, not the dreaded PITHING NEEDLE!!!

[LordJanova]

I'll put you in my {Grafdigger's Cage}.

[Apathy Reactor]

I'll put you in my {Grafdigger's Cage}.

sounds rather painful... And unpleasant.... Y'know... Unless you're into that...

[MarduArrow]

Oh Lordy, not the dreaded PITHING NEEDLE!!!

That's what they all say

[ThassaDevoted]

After one night, you'll be calling me Lord of the Pit

[Mlerner12]

Hey guuuuurl, wanna touch my {Ruination Wurm}?

[Moneekahh]

That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.

I'd show you my bident but girls have been known to faint at dimir sight of it

This literally made me spit out my beverage. As did the puns following it. I'm a sucker for a good pun!