Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Steerpike]

Partly inspired by some lines in the 'magic apparel' thread, what are some funny magic related pick-up lines y'all can come up with? (I suppose it's appropriate that I put nsfw in the title so get creative

Here's one to start:
"Baby can I target you with {Griptide}? Cuz I want you on top."

[LadyGrixis]

"If I was Venser, I'd flicker you every upkeep."

"Burn spells are red, counters are blue, combos are sweet, and so are you"

[DirtyMustachio]

That must be your {hand of death} on my white weenie, because you know your happy to see me.

[Steerpike]

"Ach! Hans, it's the... prettiest girl I ever did see"

[Mlerner12]

I saw this online, I swear.
"Girl, you a {Goblim Arsonist}? 'Cuz you should put your arse-on-it.

I did not come up with that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gorzo]

"Ach! Hans, it's the... prettiest girl I ever did see"

That's too corny even for me, and I'm one corny S-O-B.

[Mattao19]

"If I was Venser, I'd flicker you every upkeep."

"Burn spells are red, counters are blue, combos are sweet, and so are you"

I'm so using that Venser quote lmfao

[LadyGrixis]

I literally made that up on the spot. Just because my love/lust for Venser is WORLD-CONSUMING!

[Mattao19]

I literally made that up on the spot. Just because my love/lust for Venser is WORLD-CONSUMING!

I'm straight but I still love Venser .... Lol

[LadyGrixis]

Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.

[Mlerner12]

Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.

(0.0;; ) uhh... Maybe I should stay away from NSFW threads... I'm getting ideas

[Anoobass]

Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.

I'll dress up as venser if you let me flicker you :p.

"I'd tap that so hard, it wouldn't untap on your next untap step!"

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Well I'm a woman and I have needs......Venser just so happens to meet all of mine.

I'll dress up as venser if you let me flicker you :p.

"I'd tap that so hard, it wouldn't untap on your next untap step!"

Well that escalated quickly...

[Anoobass]

I heard girls like big decks, wanna play with mine?

[Mattao19]

I say that "I top 8ed at the last FNM"

After that 1 of 2 things happens:

1. She gets turned on and we "have fun"
2. (More popular route) she says "what's FNM?"

So far 3 girls chose #2 and 0 have chose #1