Fire drinker satyr

[Noblellama]

{firedrinker satyr}

What? Why?

How is this useful?

[Darius]

I guess if you gave it lifelink it would be alright...I pulled one and still can't find much use for it either sadly. Haha

[michael19]

Despite its negative effect, it's a great first-turn dropper. That could be at least 3 damage on the 2nd turn, although its ability makes it a lousy blocker. Maybe with {Stuffy Doll} it could be good?

[michael19]

Sorry, {stuffy doll} would have to have {pariah} or something

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

T1-{Firedrinker Satyr}
T2-{Madcap Skills} (lowers the chances of it being blocked)
T3-I recommend giving it {Ethereal Armor} (lowers the chance of it taking damage) and/or pump it ({Titan's Strength})

[Birdbrain]

{firedrinker satyr}

What? Why?

How is this useful?

red deck wins doesn't really care about there life total. They use creatures like the one and two drop that have three power, haste and trample and sac at end of turn. They ram through the opponent, there own life total be damned! Plus, his ability is really useful in that deck IF you can get him through. An example of a red deck wins is the tibalt side if the Sorin vs Tobalt duel deck. Only remove black.

Bottom line. In a vacuum, it's bad. If your coming at your opponent with everything you have, inhibitions down, the satyr is your best friend

[michael19]

T1-{Firedrinker Satyr}
T2-{Madcap Skills} (lowers the chances of it being blocked)
T3-I recommend giving it {Ethereal Armor} (lowers the chance of it taking damage) and/or pump it ({Titan's Strength})

Pretty good. I like it. I think either mine or yours would work well.

[Birdbrain]

T1-{Firedrinker Satyr}
T2-{Madcap Skills} (lowers the chances of it being blocked)
T3-I recommend giving it {Ethereal Armor} (lowers the chance of it taking damage) and/or pump it ({Titan's Strength})

Pretty good. I like it. I think either mine or yours would work well.

if you want to go vintage/legacy, throw in a {berserk}. Lol

[Birdbrain]

Or you could make it indestructible, give it {pariah}, give it to an opponent, and find a way to do repeated damage to it...is there an enchantment were if a creature takes damage it deals that much damage to its controller?

Edit: nevermind. It does that itself, lol

[Birdbrain]

Trible {oblivion ring} syndrome! Lol

To get around that, give him lifelink and use the card were when you gain life, target opponent loses life

[Seanovision]

I see EDH shinanigans with {zedruu the greathearted}. Always looking for more odd things to donate.

[Vileo]

Until it gets hit with an opposing Mizzium Mortars...

[Jdogtoocool]

Mono Red Combo

Turn 1.  {Firedrinker Satyr}
Turn 2.  {Madcap Skills}
Turn 3.  {Armed // Dangerous} + {Titan's Strength} or {giant growth} or {Dynacharge} or  {Deviant Glee}

You can have similar outcomes with {Legion Loyalist}, and {Akroan Crusader} hence my RG hyper agro deck

[Anoobass]

No offense but all the cards you listed have rotated out of standard.  And, in the right RDW the opponent isn't going to make it to turn 5 to cast those.

[Destore117]

You could give  {Palisade Giant} indestructible and have the satyr deal it's damage to that instead.