Work

[Mblitz]

You know they love you at work if... You get to have a second day.... I am bored and about to go to work in about 2 hours! Write down your favorite war I mean work stories!!!

[BadLuckIrish]

Was working as a lifeguard down at Moody Gardens in Galveston. Was at the bottom of the slides. Guard at the top sent down a little girl in one tube and a old man in the other. 5 seconds later te girl came out. No signs of the old man. 15seconds pass. This woman from the sidewalk watching her granddaughter and her husband (the little girl and the old man) yells "THATS MY HUSBAND STUCK IN THERE!!!" so i told the upper guard not to send anyone down. I had to climb up the tube to find the old man.....sleeping. Because he was shirtless his skin dragged on the slide enough to bring him to a stop and apparently he has that syndrome where you can fall asleep anytime.

[cltrn81]

Narcolepsy......while going down a water slide......awesome!!!!

[NillaWafers]

Hahaha yea usually narcoleptics fall asleep at times of high emotion like fright or excitement. Lmao stuck in a water slide tho... Hahaha

[BadLuckIrish]

Narcolepsy......while going down a water slide......awesome!!!!

Dont understand why you would even bring someone with Narcolepsy to a water park....Granted the deepest Palm Beach ever gets is like 5feet? Still....

[Johng4490]

I have so many great work stories. But HIPPA.....

[BlackJester]

Narcolepsy doesn't go well with watersports in general. Like waterskiing. 🏊🏄

[BadLuckIrish]

Narcolepsy doesn't go well with watersports in general. Like waterskiing. 🏊🏄

Or skydiving.

[BlackJester]

Narcolepsy doesn't go well with watersports in general. Like waterskiing. 🏊🏄

Or skydiving.

Depends... Might not be so bad for a tandem or hop-n-pop.

[TBNL]

I work as a lifeguard too, just gotta say, that would be freaky, then hilarious if that happened to me

[Chaosquirrel]

I have so many great work stories. But HIPPA.....

Damn u HIPPA

[cltrn81]

What's HIPPa?

[Rass]

What's HIPPa?

Doctors thing where they cannot talk about patience. It protects the people who visit them. You can google it for a better description

[BadLuckIrish]

Ah dam doctor stories are by far the best ones.

[BlackJester]

What's HIPPa?

Doctors thing where they cannot talk about patience. It protects the people who visit them. You can google it for a better description

Yeah, I have an NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement). 😷 We Jesters have to keep our diabolical schemes under wraps, you know.