Flavour Text

[Mattao19]

Can ppl add flavour text to otherwise flavourless cards?

Like  {Experiment One} needs some flavour. I'm not creative enough lol.

(Experiment One was just an example please come up with other ones. Also feel free to alter the previous flavour text )

[Double-O-Scotch]

"Kaarg always dreamed of becoming the first green spaghetti monster, like we needed another spaghetti monster"
~ vorel's brother's cousin's nephew's former roommate.

[Mlerner12]

{Gramd Arbiter Augustine} SHOULD be  NONE SHALL CAST.

[The1337Magician]

Here are all the Mythics in Standard that have no flavor text. Go crazy.
{Angel of Serenity}
{Aurelia's Fury}
{Blood Baron of Vizkopa}
{Bonfire of the Damned}
{Borborygmos Enraged}
{Bruna, Light of Alabaster}
{Council of the Absolute}
{Deadbridge Chant}
{Deathpact Angel}
{Duskmantle Seer}
{Elderscale Wurm}
{Entreat the Angels}
{Epic Experiment}
{Geist of Saint Traft}
{Gisela, Blade of Goldnight}
{Grimgrin, Corpse-Born}
{Grimoire of the Dead}
{Hellkite Tyrant}
{Helvault}
{Huntmaster of the Fells}{Ravager of the Fells}
{Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord}
{Lazav, Dimir Mastermind}
{Legion's Initiative}
{Lord of the Void}
{Master of Cruelties}
{Maze's End}
{Mikaeus, the Lunarch}
{Mikaeus, the Unhallowed}
{Mirror-Mad Phantasm}
{Obzedat, Ghost Council}
{Olivia Voldaren}
{Past in Flames}
{Prime Speaker Zegana}
{Primeval Bounty}
{Primordial Hydra}
{Progenitor Mimic}
{Rakdos, Lord of Riots}
{Reap Intellect}
{Ring of Three Wishes}
{Savageborn Hydra}
{Scourge of Valkas}
{Shadowborn Demon}
{Skaab Ruinator}
{Sublime Archangel}
{Thundermaw Hellkite}
{Trostani, Selesnya's Voice}
{Voice of Resurgence}
{Worldspine Wurm}
Pick one and make a Flavor Text.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

{Aurelia's Fury}
"If you thought she was fierce in battle, you should see her on her period" -Gideon

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

{Borborygmos Enraged}
"You saw him in Guildpact and still went and pissed him off?!?!"

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

I don't hink that would work as a flavor text because it mentions a set.  It breaks the world flavor text makes, and makes it more card relevant than world relevant.  But it's still funny!

Yes but I like Flavor texts that weird like {Pygmy Giant}

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Well that's unhinged.

I wish Flavor texts interacted more like if:
{Borborygmos} was "I'd hate to be the person who pissed him off" -Boris, Azorius Lawmage
{Borborygmos Enraged}- "How mad can he get?" -Last Words of Boris, Azorius Lawmage

[rarehuntertay]

 {Bonfire of the Damned}
As Avacyn returned to glory, the souls of Tibalt's victims burned brighter...

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

{Island}
"wooooossshhh" -Sound of Waves

[Mattao19]

{Island}
"wooooossshhh" -Sound of Waves

Lmfao I'd +1 that comment but your Karma is at a great # lol

[Anoobass]

 {Olivia Voldaren}

- "She only drinks of the richest nobles, it's times like these I'm glad I can barely stand on my feet."  Anonymous merchant.

[Anoobass]

 {Savageborn Hydra}

- "At least it doesn't have trample..."  Gideon Jura.

[Anoobass]

 {Entreat the Angels}

- "As the Heavens opened, the last thing they saw was a beauty that words could not describe."  Avacyn, Angel of Hope.

[Anoobass]

 {Gisela, Blade of Goldnight}

- "Her beauty is only matched by her ferocity."  Avacyn, Angel of Hope