Theros (Baseless Speculation and Spoilers)

[Vampyvyrus]

Thoughts on elspeth? I was hoping for better but I do like her first two abilities...the last...eh

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Is there a flying subtheme in Theros like they did in M14???  Could be the reason for her last ability.

Something about fatty board wipe is really funny.  At first anyway, I read what dudecore said about blue and I see all these blue fatties.  Even more punishment.

Blue needs to bounce back sometime soon, with all the bleeding of cool blue stuff lately, they better give them a transfusion of controlling awesomeness soon...

[Vampyvyrus]

I just saw read the bones...I like this card a ton.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

HOLY MOTHER********* READ THE BONES IS RETARTED HOLY FREAKING MOTHER*******
WOTC IS INSANE TO PRINT THIS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO THEM HOLY CRAP
AND AT COMMON? THIS LIMITED FORMAT IS GONNA BE INSANE
DIVINATION ON CRACK AND STEROIDS

I know! I had to shake my head and blink to make sure I saw it right. And it common!?!?!?!

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

HOLY MOTHER********* READ THE BONES IS RETARTED HOLY FREAKING MOTHER*******
WOTC IS INSANE TO PRINT THIS WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO THEM HOLY CRAP
AND AT COMMON? THIS LIMITED FORMAT IS GONNA BE INSANE
DIVINATION ON CRACK AND STEROIDS

I know! I had to shake my head and blink to make sure I saw it right. And it common!?!?!?!

I didn't notice the rarity.  Even better, I'll get them with some ease.

[Dudecore]

Is there a flying subtheme in Theros like they did in M14???  Could be the reason for her last ability.

Something about fatty board wipe is really funny.  At first anyway, I read what dudecore said about blue and I see all these blue fatties.  Even more punishment.

Blue needs to bounce back sometime soon, with all the bleeding of cool blue stuff lately, they better give them a transfusion of controlling awesomeness soon...

I don't know how many 6+ mana 4/4 - 6/6s at rare/mythic I can take. 88% of them are unplayable. Blue just stinks so far, and with the exception of {Delver of Secrets}, what was the last truly good blue card? Green, Red, Black have had 5 or 6 since then.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Elspeth is meh, at least a lot worse than I expected her to be. Though I LOVE {Read the Bones}, NEED {Nykthos, Shrine of Nyx} and wouldn't mind having some {Underworld Cerberus}s.

[Bozo_Law]

Elspeth is meh, at least a lot worse than I expected her to be. Though I LOVE {Read the Bones}, NEED {Nykthos, Shrine of Nyx} and wouldn't mind having some {Underworld Cerberus}s.

Nykthos is also seems insane.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Is there a flying subtheme in Theros like they did in M14???  Could be the reason for her last ability.

Something about fatty board wipe is really funny.  At first anyway, I read what dudecore said about blue and I see all these blue fatties.  Even more punishment.

Blue needs to bounce back sometime soon, with all the bleeding of cool blue stuff lately, they better give them a transfusion of controlling awesomeness soon...

I don't know how many 6+ mana 4/4 - 6/6s at rare/mythic I can take. 88% of them are unplayable. Blue just stinks so far, and with the exception of {Delver of Secrets}, what was the last truly good blue card? Green, Red, Black have had 5 or 6 since then.

ONLY 88%?!?  I thought that would be a higher percentage.  We had {Snapcaster Mage} though.  So far the only tolerable blue card is either {Turn the Tides} (If it says return nonland permanent, if not, I don't like it} and Thassa.  I tolerate it due to the fact that it at least HAS a blue ability of scry 1 each upkeep, other then that, I dunno.

I hate all these "attack me and see what happens AFTERWARDS" abilities.  The Azouris sphynx had it, and we hate him.  Teysa has it, and she isn't getting played.  (many reasons for that but still), I hate these...

I will play a mono green Monstrosity deck due to the legendary land, or a mono black control.  Two cards for the second reasoning, find them (it won't be that hard...)

I'm sorry for the bad spelling, I'm am tired...

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

mono black control.  Two cards for the second reasoning, find them (it won't be that hard...)

I'm sorry for the bad spelling, I'm am tired...

I can't guess.........

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Looking at MaRo's Twitter announcement for Elspeth which was "Theros needs a hero" and someone replied "Theros needs a cheaper hero "
https://twitter.com/maro254/status/374004193385648128/photo/1

[DirtyMustachio]

And they said this set was for new players lolz

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Holy .poo....check out Chained to the Rocks!!!!

[5/9 Turtle]

Holy .poo....check out Chained to the Rocks!!!!

If your opponent hits you with {street sweeper} they get there creature back though

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Holy .poo....check out Chained to the Rocks!!!!

If your opponent hits you with {street sweeper} they get there creature back though

I honestly have never seen a Street Sweeper played.

Edit: And.........we have a green god.
Edit 2: And......a crappy hammer.