Fun MTG Jokes

[Mattao19]

Started this thread so ppl can post their favourite mtg jokes!!

Ill start:

What's Jace's favourite beer?

Mill St!!

[Mattao19]

Idk if it's big enough but it's a local brew in Ontario

[Mlerner12]

If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!

[Mattao19]

If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!

I like that lol

[Imink]

If Zendikar was modern, the leading pencil brand would be...
PENDIKAR!!!!

What do you call Obzedat if he's not being subtle?
ORZHOVIOUS!!!!!

+1 that was quite the pun

[Mattao19]

I started this thread so ppl can post their favourites so please ppl participate!!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Why didn't Aurelia want to hire Agrus Kos to fight for her?

She thought he'd KOS too much!

[Mattao19]

Why didn't Aurelia want to hire Agrus Kos to fight for her?

She thought he'd KOS too much!

Obviously it's you who says this joke lol

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Why does WotC ban good cards?

I don't know, we can't {Ponder} it!

[DrainCleaner]

Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

What's Garruk's favorite outdoor activity?

Jumping on the Trample-ine!

[NuclearChicken]

Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.

I  {Foresee} a good solution to this.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Maybe you'll get it if you {Think Twice}.

You seem smart, maybe we should {Brainstorm} for the solution.

I  {Foresee} a good solution to this.

We should help WOTC {See Beyond} the Immeadiate  problem, and look at the {Possability Storm} that could come over the horizon.