step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.

[DirtyMustachio]

So I said hey anyone wanna sell me {witchstalker} s. And this dude was like "sure do you see anything else you want?" So I was like I guess I could get that {sphinx's revelation} how much for all 3? "15 $"

Done did gimme dem cards

Then I asked if anyone wanted to sell me their {hallowed fountain}. And one guy was like "sure, or trade what are they on tcgplayer? Like 7 $?"
Goes through my binder says "I don't think I can add up to the {godless shrine} ." I was like dont care give me your fountain. " he done said nah bro I want you to come back and trade with me again." I was like don't care give me your fountain lol.

So he asks about {aetherling} and says something about 5 $. Im like sure -hands cash- and im all like you forgot your aetherling. And.he's like "nah its fine you'd have lost 2 $"

And im just like yay five dolla fountain yall

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

{AEtherling} will jump so high.  I am glad I got a foil for twenty dollars. 

[Apathy Reactor]

._. I always feel so pathetic.... My most expensive card is a {door of destinies} like wtf. I have almost 200 cards now. I guess I just suck at getting good pulls XD

[Wally]

Done did gimme dem cards boyee

Do people in America really talk like this?

[DirtyMustachio]

Done did gimme dem cards boyee

Do people in America really talk like this?

Sadly...

I wanted to be somewhat comical to add entertainment my post. I didn't really talk like that at all. I'm just as polite in person as I am on here. I have a pretty good repoir at my lgs and I'm happy with my repoir here to.

[DirtyMustachio]

Are you drunk?

Always. So I went home.

I don't drink lol.

[DirtyMustachio]

._. I always feel so pathetic.... My most expensive card is a {door of destinies} like wtf. I have almost 200 cards now. I guess I just suck at getting good pulls XD

Ok disregaurd my edit I meant to hit quote.. I didnt know I could edit other peoples posts!

Anyway this is what I was trying to say

Start with a box so your gaurenteed something good of value.. or draft more.

Then up trade as much as you can to increase your individual card values (3-5 low $ rares for 1 mid $ rare. And so on)

Then trade for more of what you want or if you don't care about trading.. buy all of the singles.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Patrons can edits others posts when it is a thread that they have started. 

[DirtyMustachio]

Patrons can edits others posts when it is a thread that they have started. 

That would explain it, I thought that was just my private page

[Spikepit]

Bahahahaa, the other two Aussies had my exact reaction!

[DirtyMustachio]

=p
It was supposed to be funny. Dawwww

[Silent1236]

Done did gimme dem cards boyee

Do people in America really talk like this?

Education is rough, man.

Seriously though, it is kinda fun to say things strangely to see the reactions you get

[DirtyMustachio]

Its kinda a running gag with my friends to ask

Whatchu doing is?

Instead of what's up

We make up words and are pretty silly bunch.

Ohhhh yayussss

Anyway now my credibility is shot...

[Silent1236]

I would hope your credibility isn't shot lol. I know where you're coming from

[Spikepit]

Oh Mustachio, I also hope it isn't shot! Humour is worthwhile in almost every circumstance.