😂😂😂Wins

[Coffee Vampire]

I JUST finished a similar game with my bro..I made a post about it! I gained 13051347456 life and he lost 13051347456 life.

{Primordial Hydra} ftw! (Vault for lifegain....and deathtouch but does a 13051347456/13051347456 need deathtouch lol)

[Chaosquirrel]

The win itself was not as epic as the start of the game. It started with {chancellor of the spires} followed by 2 {archive trap}s when my opponent searched his library first turn. Needless to say milk won the game.

[cltrn81]

I was playing on Cockatrice last night just filling the board with creatures and dealing steady damage to my opponent.  He did not cast one creature but instead he kept board wiping with {slagstorm} and {black suns zenith}.  I had him down to three life and he cast {sorins vengeance} to finally deal damage to me on like turn 8 or so.  I cast {wurmcoil engine} and was happy that he would have trouble dealing with it since it will give me tokens when it dies.  His next turn he casts {sorins vengeance} again FTW......I hate sorcery victories like that how lame.

[ChrisRodriguez]

Hitting my opponent turn one with 4 {Archive Traps} was fun.

[BadLuckIrish]

Dear diary,

I just lost because of a 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn Token and a {Signal Pest}. this will be my last entry for i deserve to die now. Goodbye.

                   With all hatred,
                             BadLuckIrish

[XFatal]

Dear diary,

I just lost because of a 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn Token and a {Signal Pest}. this will be my last entry for i deserve to die now. Goodbye.

                   With all hatred,
                             BadLuckIrish

This is so sad...

[cltrn81]

Dear diary,

I just lost because of a 0/1 Eldrazi Spawn Token and a {Signal Pest}. this will be my last entry for i deserve to die now. Goodbye.

                   With all hatred,
                             BadLuckIrish

Don't worry Frites {birds of paradise} kill me...but that is cuz Eleshes B!tch 🐴 is on the board.

[darkarts981]

I lost to a {souls attendant} once...it had been {spirit mantle}d

[Guypocolypse]

I lost to a {souls attendant} once...it had been {spirit mantle}d

weve all been there

[Grexis]

I had 1 life my gf had 10 she was playing burn I had goblins I had ten 1/1 tokens on the field and I knew I wasn't able to win the next turn until I drew {voracious dragon}  and sacced all my goblins for the win... she punched me after that game
Oh and I also killed her with a {memnite} that had {armored ascension} on it 😊

[Blackyzilla]

An opponent had me to 3 life I was play my g/w ramp {essence of the wild} token deck my opponent playing wolf run had a {primeval Titan} and inkmoth with kessings land Onboard and 13 mana after he attacked leavening me with 4 health and 6 poison. On my board was a {parallel lives} essence and elsph Tirel I top decked a {increasing devotion} played it making 10 token essence and the popped elsph making 6 more tokens my opponent was like wtf wtf wtf and conceded the match

[Prophylaxis]

{Redistribute the Sands} in an EDH game.

That's all.

[JakeyWakey]

By turn two my bro had out two {delver of secrets} so on my turn three I played {slagstorm}, on his third turn, he played {skaab ruinator}
Fml

[Nobbert]

My opponent and I were both playing green decks with our creatures at a standoff, and he finally decided to throw down an {overrun} and swing for game. I was pooping myself thinking of how I'd block so that I could still live to seethe next turn, but with troll cards like Thrun and even his birds would get me with their flying. I was about to scoop when I looked in my hand and saw I had a {fog}. I kicked myself, threw it down, then swung for game on my turn with all his creatures tapped.

[Quackmaster5]

Farting has saved my ass soooooo many times bc no one ever expects it. I always end a game with at least one in my hand bc it's a life saver against overrun and the like.

And by farting, I mean fog. 😝 when I play it, I usually say "it wasnt me"