What Type of Card Are You?

[Gorzo]

Gorzo       {W}{W}{G}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Cleric

{0}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. Gorzo deals 1 damage to himself. This damage cannot be prevented.

{T}: Choose one; Target other creature gains +2/2, vigilance, lifelink, trample, haste, or first strike until end of turn. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

{R}{R}{R}{R}{T}: Gorzo deals 5 damage to target creature or player and 4 damage to itself. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

"'Can't help them all, you'll die trying," he told me. We'll see."

2/5

I'd end up translating to something like this. Slow, clunky, niche.., but boy does he try his hardest to help the team

[Tonygrabowski4]

Grabowski, Couch sitter {B}{B}{B}{B}

Legendary creature-Lazy Bum

At the begging of your up keep, put a stagnancy counter on Grabowski, couch sitter.  If Grabowski, couch sitter has five stagnancy counters, you win the game.

Grabowski, couch sitter can't attack or block.

As long as Grabowski, couch sitter is in play, activated abilities of creatures and artifacts you control can't be activated unless they are mana abilities.

"500 channels and nothing on."

99/1

[Tonygrabowski4]

Gorzo       {W}{W}{G}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Cleric

{0}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. Gorzo deals 1 damage to himself. This damage cannot be prevented.

{T}: Choose one; Target other creature gains +2/2, vigilance, lifelink, trample, haste, or first strike until end of turn. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

{R}{R}{R}{R}{T}: Gorzo deals 5 damage to target creature or player and 4 damage to itself. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

"'Can't help them all, you'll die trying," he told me. We'll see."

2/5

I'd end up translating to something like this. Slow, clunky, niche.., but boy does he try his hardest to help the team

👍 Very cool!

[Mizark]

Mizark {2}{W}{B}{R}
Planeswalker- Mizark

+2) Mizark deals 3 damage to target creature or player

-3) Add up to three mana in any combination of White, Red and Black to your mana pool

-15) You get an emblem with (Protection from non-Legendary/Planeswalker sources, if a source other then a Legendary source or a Planeswalker would target you, exile that card)

Loyalty [5]

[5/9 Turtle]

Pedro Martin Fuentes Baur Robinson
{3}{G}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature- Human

Vigilance, Hexproof, Flying

{4}: Target creature you control gains nothing until turn, if you activate this ability 5 or more times this creature gains first strike for the rest of the game
{1}{6}: Target creature you control gains nothing until end of turn, if you activate this ability 3 or more times this creature gains death touch for the rest of the game

" you're wasting your time, stop wasting it"
" no I'm not just wait and see"

5/5

[DrainCleaner]

Drain Cleaner  {U}{B}
Artifact

{3}{U}{B}, {T}: Target creature dies.

[lotrwk]

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock.       {10}

Legendary creature - Rock

Hexproof.

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock is indestructible.

When Crackalacka enters the battlefield, each other creature you control becomes a  0/1 with hexproof and indestructible, and they gain "{T} Deal 1 damage to target player"

{T} Deal 1 damage to target player

0/1

[EvACiDe]

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock.       {10}

Hexproof.

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock is indestructible.

When Crackalacka enters the battlefield, each other creature you control becomes 0/1 with hexproof and indestructible, and gains {T} Deal 1 damage to target player

{T} Deal 1 damage to target player

0/1

Hahaha legendary rock

[Birdbrain]

I'm curious what other people would put me as in a card. Not broken please or nerfed either

[Iandtormentor]

Landtormentor {1}

When landtormentor enters the battle field he gets scared and runs away (in other words shuffle him into your library) unless you control at least 1 more creature with P/W at least 4.

1/1

[Mizark]

I'm curious what other people would put me as in a card. Not broken please or nerfed either

Birdbrain {W}{U}

Creature- Bird
Uncommon

Flying

When Birdbrain enters the battlefield draw a card, when Birdbrain leaves the battlefield draw a card.

1/1

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Birdbrain {W}{U}{B}
Creature-Bird Wizard

Flying

Whenever you draw a card, target creature gets -2/-1 until the end of turn.

{2}{W}{U}-Draw a card

1/2

[Birdbrain]

Birdbrain {W}{U}{B}
Creature-Bird Wizard

Flying

Whenever you draw a card, target creature gets -2/-1 until the end of turn.

{2}{W}{U}-Draw a card

1/2

wow...draw a card at the beginning of your turn...then {divination}. Trigger that three times a turn...then use a looter...

I think this is overpowered

[Birdbrain]

I'm going to make one of Piotr

{W}{W}{U}{U}{2}

Piotr, enforcer of iMtG law

Creature-human wizard

As long as CARDNAME is on the battlefield, creatures can't attack unless there controller pays {1}, and all permanents gain hex proof.

Whenever a source deals damage to you, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

3/4

[Hunteroffire9]

Hunted, Gods of gods. {R}{B}{W}{G}{B}{3}

+3 destroy up to 4 non-land permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-5
destroy up to 5 permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-19 you win the game

{walker proof this planeswalker cannot be the target of spells and abilities}

10 loyalty.