Conquer the hill...

[Mattao19]

FBLTHP throws the best parties!!

[IntoFire]

I cast a Craterize.

[JustAWalrus]

I cast a Craterize.

No that will kill FBLTHP

[IntoFire]

I dont give a crap, I want this game to end now.

[Destore117]

I resign from this battle. Good day.

[Mattao19]

In honor of FBLTHP I go berserk and destroy everything in my path to claim the hill

[TheRagingMage]

I cast {Redirect} and change the target of {berserk} to me, destroy everything in my way to get to the hill, and put infinite regeneration shields on myself.  And turn myself into a Wall.  With indestructible, hexproof, and "Spells without targets can't be cast." And "this card can't be sacrificed."

[MarduArrow]

Suddenly returning after a long time I ignore your rules text and kick you off my hill

The hill is mine

[TheRagingMage]

I activate Karn's ultimate, restart the game, and walk up the hill.  The hill is mine.

[TheRagingMage]

And then I surround myself with portals to the End.

[Destore117]

Opens a {door to nothingness} above the hill so anyone who goes near the hill is removed from existence

[IntoFire]

 {Uncle Istvan} defeats all.

[lotrwk]

It turns out {Uncle Istvan} is my uncle, and he lets me onto the hill. The hill is ours. FREINDSHIP!

[IntoFire]

End.

[Mattao19]

He's your uncle too? Same here I guess out grandparents had a lot of babies