Awesome Quotes

Anoobass · July 02, 2013, 02:06:20 PM

Quote from: Charbelchers rage on July 02, 2013, 01:53:03 AM
"Violence isn't the answer...... It's the question.... The answer? YES"-insanity wolf

"Peace..... Through superior firepower"-forward army artillery division, anonymous saying on side of a arty

"My father had a saying, 'Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.' "
-Tony Stark

Mlerner12 · July 02, 2013, 11:21:47 PM

Quote from: Destore117 on July 02, 2013, 01:55:28 AM
"Be kind and courteous to every single person you meet, but have a plan to kill them as soon as possible"

I'm not the only one who does that?

Destore117 · July 02, 2013, 11:46:03 PM

That's a quote from the highest ranking officer in the military mad dog Mathis

excuse me! Former highest ranking officer in the military

5/9 Turtle · July 03, 2013, 04:32:13 PM

"Shut up, you're lowering the IQ of the entire street"
-Sherlock from Sherlock

I'm not sure if its an exact quotation but its still funny

Destore117 · July 03, 2013, 05:49:42 PM

"There is no knowledge that is not power."
-Intro to Mortal Kombat 3

IntoFire · July 05, 2013, 05:16:00 AM

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

TheRagingMage · July 05, 2013, 08:55:41 AM

"If there was such a thing as a soul, I think it would be behind the gallbladder, but above the kidneys."

lotrwk · July 05, 2013, 09:50:59 PM

"My mom once said; Happiness is the meaning of life. The next day at school, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be what we wanted to be when we grew up. Everyone was saying things like a rockstar or a superhero. The teacher came to me and said; John, what do you want to be when you grow up? I said happy. The teacher said I didn't under stand the question. I said she didn't understand life."- John Lennon

KILLERBEE · July 06, 2013, 01:36:22 AM

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
Yo-your your drinking the wrong water.
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O!
Water sucks! It really really sucks!
Water sucks! It really really suuucks!

PapaBudz · July 08, 2013, 03:21:31 PM

Quote from: KILLERBEE on July 06, 2013, 01:36:22 AM
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
Yo-your your drinking the wrong water.
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O!
Water sucks! It really really sucks!
Water sucks! It really really suuucks!

Momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth, and no toothbrush.

And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too.

MuggyWuggy · July 08, 2013, 10:03:09 PM

"Stop"

IntoFire · July 09, 2013, 05:00:12 AM

"Poop"

Apathy Reactor · July 09, 2013, 11:31:21 AM

"Don't put words in my mouth."
~President Lincoln