Whoever gets the last post wins!

[prayos]

Yo mama is so ugly, her parents had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dogs to play with her.

[Birdbrain]

Yo mama, has such bad BO, that when she exercises, flys on the other side of the world die

[Destore117]

Yo mama so fat she got neck cankles

[prayos]

Yo mama is so fat, I went to roll off the top off her, it took me 30 minutes.

[Destore117]

Why would you sleep with her at that point... That's my only question...

[prayos]

Why would you sleep with her at that point... That's my only question...

She's so fat, she her jelly makes a comfy pillow.

[Destore117]

But still. Are you sure you even got in at that point? xD

[prayos]

But still. Are you sure you even got in at that point? xD

I walked in, and treated it like a punching bag.

[Birdbrain]

Yo mama's so dumb, she walked into a bar and said ouch, then again, and again. And didnt realize it wasn't a pub until three weeks later

[Anoobass]

Steve Smith (American dad)-
"My momma so dumb, I don't tell 'yo mamma so dumb' jokes, I tell 'my momma so dumb' jokes.  An example, my momma so dumb, I don't tell 'yo mamma so dumb' jokes, I tell 'my momma so dumb' jokes."

[prayos]

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought being "snowballed" meant being rolled up in a snowball.

[Destore117]

Mods shut this thread down already so we can declare a winner! Somebody fill a small cardboard box with commons you'll never use and then throw it at the winner. BRICK OF COMMONS!

[prayos]

I can lock this thread anytime I so choose. I, however, choose not to.

[Destore117]

I was kidding lol although let's see if this makes 200 pages xD

[Mattao19]

I want the commons!!!