Whoever gets the last post wins!

Started by prayos, March 01, 2013, 09:21:06 AM

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IntoFire


I don't care what you think 
I'm not seeing a shrink.
I'm not doing this again.
I'm not another student or a mother to take your .poo. out on
So let's see what you got, let's see what you're not
And what ever else you pretend
You've defended my intentions long enough.

~Sick Puppies~

Mlerner12

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all the world

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one

John Lennon

Mattao19

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-Skrillex

Mlerner12

Read these hilarious lyrics!

I've tried looking at you,
But it's so hard to do.
I wanna whip out my mace,
So let's hide that butterface.

You know when you see a car crash,
And you can't help looking at that?
Well, your face is kinda the same,
Except a car-crash-comparison's pretty tame.

Someone's gotta tell ya now.
Your appearance makes me so sad,
And helping you is our vow,
So please wear this paper bag.

So get out, get out, get outta my face.
Your mug, your mug's all over the place.
You shouldn't go out looking like that,
So please wear this paper bag.
So please wear this paper bag.

Everything above your neck
Is like a horrible train wreck,
But now you look fantastic.
Just be happy we said "paper" not "plastic."

Now we just wanna play it straight,
And we're trying just to be honest,
And if you blot it out, you look great,
But your face is a Picasso. No, a Jackson Pollock.

So get out, get out, get outta my head.
Your face makes me wish I were dead.
You shouldn't go out looking like that,
So please wear this paper bag.
So please wear this paper bag.

And I know we sound heartless and cruel,
Like we're trying too hard to be macho and cool,
And I know you were born that way,
But facial-reconstructive surgery has come a long way.

So get out, get out, you've gotta go.
You've got a face for radio.
You shouldn't go out looking like that,
So please wear this paper bag.
So please wear this paper bag

Jack Douglass

Iandtormentor

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Black Death


Mattao19

Search quack like a duck on YouTube. You get this video.

(Might be too wrong and bad to put up here but I did kinda bleep some words, ill take it down if you want though)

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we ****
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you s*** on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we f***
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you s*** on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to f***
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is f*** you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we f***
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you s*** on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we f***
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you .poo. on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to f***
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is f*** you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Watch the video it's hilarious

Iandtormentor





Iandtormentor


Iandtormentor


Iandtormentor

I almost just hit "look at this"

Destore117

And I say HEY AY EY YAYA I SAY HEYYY WHAT'S GOING ON!