The stupidest cards

Started by Missingkirby34, June 01, 2013, 08:40:54 PM

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Birdbrain

Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 10:01:11 PM
{Trait Doctoring}
now hold on! If a creature has a land walk ability it can become unblockable

Langku

 {Azorius Cluestone} {Boros Cluestone} {Dimir Cluestone} {Golgari Cluestone} {Gruul Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Orzhov Cluestone} {Rakdos Cluestone} {Selesnya Cluestone} {Simic Cluestone}

So help me; this is all I pull from DMZ.

Death Gaara

I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.

Ageniv

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Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?


Agarrita80


Death Gaara

Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?

Really no solid combos. It does trigger the Hellbent and Madness mechanics if that is your aim, but this is really a poor way to go about doing it.

Agarrita80

Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.

Can u  {Redirect} some how?

Death Gaara

Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:38:47 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.

Forgot your message there buddy :)

Agarrita80


Death Gaara

Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
I modified

To answer your question, no since it does not target. The only possible way to do something like that would be to have a {Hive Mind} in play. Even then the card still sucks.

Silent1236

{Hive Mind} would be so good if it was a different color and a bit less mana. But blue?
"{Mana Leak}"
"K thnx. {Mana Leak}"

I could see it being played against some kind of control deck, but blue is just not a good color for it 😓

Death Gaara

Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 10:47:05 PM
{Hive Mind} would be so good if it was a different color and a bit less mana. But blue?
"{Mana Leak}"
"K thnx. {Mana Leak}"

I could see it being played against some kind of control deck, but blue is just not a good color for it 😓

Agreed, but at least it kind of does make {One with Nothing} suck a nanocent less then it already does.

Birdbrain

Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
there are a few solid combos. But the take some set up

Silent1236

Man, that card is going to have my brain going for a while. I may try and make a deck around it, though. 

Death Gaara

Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
there are a few solid combos. But the take some set up

There is really no solid combo for that card. They are way too frail and depend on either luck or time to make it happen. That is not a definition of a solid combo. Janktastic Johnny action maybe, but certainly not solid. Solid combos would be {Scapeshift}, Flash Hulk,  Real Storm (not the watered down BS in Modern), and Kiki/Twin + any other myriad of ETB untap creatures that you want to stick in a deck with that sadistic little goblin.