REALLY BAD MTG PUNS

[Mlerner12]

Post your bad mtg puns here. I'll start...

If obzedat wasn't being subtle you might say he's being ORZHOVIOUS

I hate Azorius, so here's another

What do you call a perfect Ravnica?

AZORI-LESS

( say it aloud to understand it)

😎😅😆😋

[Mlerner12]

Whoops, meant bad.

Fixed!

[Agarrita80]

When the pool player lost and wanted a rematch, his opponent said, "Sure, Rakdos balls!".

[MarduArrow]

These are great puns, TURBOPUNS!!!!!!!!

[Apathy Reactor]

TURBOPUN IS A TURBOPUN IS A TURBOWPUN IS A PARADOX!!!!

[Agarrita80]

Lowly servant: Oh no! Generators 1-8 have lost power!

Engineer: Quick! "Power 9!"

Ah thank you 😆

[That_Guy]

Doesnt {Mirko Vosk, Mind drinker} just make you feel mentally drained?

[IntoFire]

Which maze runner always stands?

Answer: Emmara Standris.

[Apathy Reactor]

 {Jace, the Mind Sculptor} could do a children's entertainment series.

[IntoFire]

What do you can a twister that controls time?

A  {Timetwister}.

[Agarrita80]

That one was really good cb! Deserves a like!

[Apathy Reactor]

 {Fool's Demise}
I pity the fool, I honestly do

[MisterJH]

The majority of these make me cringe.. Its like {pulling teeth}.. Keep up the good work

[MuggyWuggy]

Y'all be  {Junktroller}s

[Mikefrompluto]

I figured this was the best place to post this gem:

http://legendruleparadox.tumblr.com/