Crouching Tiger...

[Rass]

Then post cliff notes??

[NillaWafers]

Spoiler Alert? Akroma in a Nutshell : 


So Jeska goes into a coma and is captured, then is transformed into Phage. Phage gets into a bitch fight and kills this other lady who happens to be this guy's Ixidor's wife. He goes and cries in a corner then decides he's gonna bring her back to life but that really doesn't work. So by using Mickey's Epic Paintbrush he creates this thing that looks like his ex-wife and this thing happens to be Akroma. So Akroma goes a flying off to kill Phage but instead gets her butt kicked... literally, also torn off. So her top half somehow flies back to Ixie and he says oh crap gotta save my wife. (He's not really all there either). So he develops a sudden fetish for cats and decides to fuse Akroma with a headless jaguar. She leads an army to war etc. etc. The end.

Personally I think I'd be nuts too.