Conquer the hill...

[lotrwk]

Me follows precious shinies

[Ageniv]

I use {Snakeform} to turn myself into a snake and since snakes do not like agonies I come back up the hill and eat you.
The hill is now mine! (Even though I'm a fat snake)

[MuggyWuggy]

I summon St Patrick to banish you to the sea

You will be severely clubbed if you come back on the land

I put on some clogs and do a jig.

The hill is now mine

[Mattao19]

While you're meditating I call my Gruul warriors for a surprise raid and the hill is now mine

[Apathy Reactor]

I summon a  {B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Left)}and  {B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster Right)}, the hill is mine

[Mattao19]

 {Supreme Verdict} sorry but the hill is once again mine muhahahahahaaaa

[MarduArrow]

I walk up and send you rolling down the hill

The hill is mine

[Hunteroffire9]

I walk up to the hill, but the I realize I would rather be with my girl friend

[Mlerner12]

I teleport to the base of the hill VIA tardis and cannot be stopped, and pull out and fire a machine gun with unlimited ammo. I then call

[IntoFire]

The Mods say this post is too idiotic to continue.

[Mlerner12]

Does that mean I won?

ALL BOW DOWN

[Mattao19]

I think it means that I won

[Mlerner12]

Did you look at my protection? Nothing gets past to me.

[Mattao19]

Me and {Invisible Stalker} walk next to you unnoticed and  {Searing Spear} you in the back to claim the hill

[Mlerner12]

Me and {Invisible Stalker} walk next to you unnoticed and  {Searing Spear} you in the back to claim the hill

The tardis, as revealed in reboot season one finale, has a force field to snyonbe that was in it.